Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Rub and Grub

When you do nothing but jack off and eat all day. Not necessarily in that order. Usually associated with a porn addiction.

I never see John any more. Has he been working a lot? Working? The guy's a rub and grub. He never leaves the house and he pays for his porn accounts with his food stamp money.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Butter Noodle

A flaccid, floppy, dangling male penis.

I smacked her in the head with my butter noodle.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Blue Ball Gala

When a group of male friends go out seeking to get laid but only wind up back home, drunk, rejected and sporting those achy blue balls and self-relief is the only option.

Are you guys back home? Yea come on over braaaaaahhh. Bring a 12 pack and come join the blue ball gala.

Despite spring break being the prime time to score some pussy, Brian and his friends ended up back at the hotel hosting yet another blue ball gala.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018

Low Country Seafood Boil

A discreet, slang reference to group sexual activity involving a a large group of males, ideally 10 or more, and one to two females. Low Country Seafood Boils can take place anywhere but are most frequent in southern, low lying coastal regions such as Louisiana, South Carolina, etc. The hallmark of the Low Country Seafood Boil is that the female or females particapting are purposely selected for their filthy, unkept, unbathed qualities which create the aroma of armpit and body odor and their fishy smelling tuna which provide for a ripe, pungent odor also referred to as stank puss. Male participants in Low Country Seafood Boils also enjoy the mungy smell from doing the pump and gag.

Carl: Hey Roger, where are you headed?
Roger: Heading to the Motel 6. We got us a Low Country Seafood Boil set up.
Carl: I can smell it now. Can I join?
Roger: Hell yes. The more the better. The more better!

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014

Poon Meat

Beautiful hanging pussy lips. Prime cuts of female labia.

I dribbled down Rachel's panties and what a sight to behold of poon meat.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Bellnap

When the bellend of the penis is all napped up with dick cheese/ smegma.

Whew! I need to wash. I can smell my own bellnap.

Oddly, she wasn’t repulsed by my bellnap and sucked me off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Stuffed Cucumber

The use of a long, girthy cucumber for sexual stimulation and pleasure of the anus or vagina. Stuffed Cucumbers may be self inserted or with the assistance of a partner. Stuffed Cucumbers may be inserted warmed, chilled or room temperature depending upon preference.

Tina woke to the sounds of her roomate having wild sex. She decided to get herself off to the carnal sounds with a Stuffed Cucumber. after getting off, she washed it and placed it back in the refrigerator.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015