House Salad

Hosting a house party whereby in addition to drinking, partying and other debauchery, you offer up your wife's or girlfriend's ass to your guests for a little hot, juicy, tangy tossed salad action.
Everyone always looked forward to the spread at Howard's Super Bowl party. While renowned for the food, his parties were best known for the serving up of the House Salad at half time. The ribs weren't the only thing served up tangy in the last half of the game.
by Eaton Holgoode May 05, 2015
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Tug Time

Time for fapping/masturbation. Can be a daily ritual, same time, same place or just an impromptu fap to get a nut.
Tony doesn't have a job. He can't work cause his day is just hours of tug time.

I don't know why but my daily shower always turns to tug time.

Wow that chick is smokin'. I'll be right back. It's tug time.
by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2017
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Mouth Pound

An rough, aggressive blow job similar to skull fucking. Usually involves thrusting the penis in and out and forced deep throating and oxygen deprivation. Highly pleasurable.
Sally loves the mouth pound. Im going to pound it as soon as I get home.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017
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Sausage Filled Hot Pocket

Shoven the old cock in the vagina
Honey I'm hungry! Come here then and I will give you a Sausage Filled Hot Pocket!
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2009
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Ginger Bender

I was rubbing one out online last night to a hot ginger thot. She turned out to a ginger bender but I didn’t care at that point.
by Eaton Holgoode November 02, 2017
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Muff Truffles

Fecal remnant that are smeared and adhered to a females pubes and vaginal region after wiping her ass incorrectly from back to front.
I was going down on Rachel last night and had to stop due to all the muff truffles and made her take a shower. She's nasty.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Salt Gravy

A hot load of man juice, spunk, jizz, cum, sperm.
Hey dude, your new girlfriend is hot. Does she give you head? Hell yes! Not only does he give good head, she loves to swallow up the Salt Gravy as well. Lucky you!
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
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