Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Gentleman's Bonnet 

Penile foreskin. Typically of the long and more meaty variety.

While Debbie prefers uncut men, she was pleasantly surprised when I flopped out my gentleman's bonnet and peeled it back like a push pop.

Gentleman's Bonnet by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

Meat Blossom 

When you pound the pussy good and leave it in a puffy, engorged state.

Sandy used her hand mirror to admire her meat blossom after I drilled her.

Meat Blossom by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

Honeysuckle Ham 

Waiting till your girl or Thot is sucking your engorged knob balls deep down her throat and jamming your finger in her ass without warning.

I have Rachel the Ole Honeysuckle Ham last night. You should have heard her gasping for air.

Honeysuckle Ham by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

Glorydue

Dried and sticky remants and residue of sexual fluids found along the edges of, down the wall by and on the floor around glory holes.

I went to theater booth glory hole to get a good wank but there was so much glorydue my balls stuck to the edge.

Some whore was sucking my knob through the glory hole last night but every time she moved I could here her shoes stick to the floor. A lot of glorydue in there.

Glorydue by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

Bum Zest 

Those tangy remnants of sweat, skin, hair and fecal matter around the bum hole. Makes eating the booty an either treasured or dreaded experience.

Her bum zest was clinging to my goatee for days.

Carla was aching for me to eat her booty hole but the bum zest was too much for me to stick my nose in there.

Bum Zest by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

Daddydar 

The internal, male "radar" that enables the species to pick up on signs, hints and signals from the female species that indicate they have varying degrees of daddy kinks or daddy issues.

The hostess at the restaurant was setting of my daddydar last night. Sure enough her FB is posted with daddy kinks.

I could tell the babysitter has daddy issues. She set off the daddydar right away.

Daddydar by Eaton Holgoode July 13, 2017

Cheese Finger 

When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.

I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.

Cheese Finger by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017