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Fur Trading

The act itself when a slutty, whore female uses her pussy to obtain material items such as money, cars, free rent, vacations, etc. She trades her vagina to well off and/or just generally desperate men willing to compensate for their inadequacies through trade of material possessions for sex. See Sugar Baby and Sugar Daddy.
Rico: Hey Dude! Have you met that new girl Tonya?
Suave: Yes. She is a slut.
Rico: Why do you say that, yo?
Suave: Dude, do you think she has all that bling from working? She is a whore that earns her living Fur Trading.
Rico: Damn. Wish I had more spending cheese!
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
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Coffee Afterbirth

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.
That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
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Squirt N Jerk

The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.
After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2009
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Food Kink

Incorporating the food or foods of your choice and liking into sexual play and activity.
The office had an ice cream social and all I could think about was licking a scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream off my coworker’s stomach. Gotta get my food kink under control.

Rachel introduced to me her food kink with some warm carmel and whipped cream. What a sweet pussy that was.
by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018
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Sunday Crock Potting

The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.
What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.

George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
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Itchy Tits

Just got paid. I’m all itchy tits and ready to go.

I’m all itchy tits for thanksgiving. Yes. Me too.
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2018
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Beauty and The Beads

When the hot slut you picked up takes you home and pleasantly surprises you by filling your rectal cavity with anal beads, slobs your knob and then yanks them out at climax like she starting a chain saw.
How was that hoe you shagged last night! Beauty and The Beads braaaaaaaahhhh. I think she may have torn me an anal fissure with that yank.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017
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