Grandma's Apron

A female with a large, overlapping, hanging lower stomach or gut. In elderly females, the Apron is accentuated by wearing polyester pants. In younger women, the condition is highlighted when wearing yoga pants. Grandma's Apron has also been known as a BIF, the acronym for Butt In Front.
Carl loved elderly women especially those sporting a little Grandma's Apron. He made it a point to attend bingo night at the local senior center because it was a virtual smorgasbord of geriatrics.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015
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Greasy Maxine

Those prunes gave me a greasy Maxine.
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2017
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Mud Plunger

A reference to a male who engages in giving anal sex to a lucky recipient.

Also may refer to the penis itself as it plunges deep in the anal mud.
Roger is a real mud plunger. He’s always looking for anal sex.

I drilled her down in the booty with my mud plunger.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018
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Gumstitute

A toothless prostitute. While generally of the dirty, nasty meth whore variety, a gumstitute is known for their ability to perform a hot gummy.
Although he felt dirty and nasty after the deed, Carl could not shed himself of his penchant for weekly sessions with the local gumstitute. He just loves a hot gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode December 09, 2016
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Warming The Leftovers

The period of time that it takes to get a nasty whore warmed back up ready to bang the next guy after taking a break in between sex with multiple partners.
Walter: Dude, come in here and bang Cathy. It's your turn. Howard finished about 10 minutes ago.
Clarence: Is she ready to go?
Walter: Oh yea she is Warming The Leftovers.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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Hopcrotch

Jumping around from pussy to pussy. Banging any chick, any time, any place.
I love going to Vegas. So easy to play hopcrotch.

Went to EDC last year. It was a hopcrotch.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018
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Playing the Wet Bugle

Dropping some serious wet sounding farts. May be simply from wet sounding gas. May also be the wet sound of flatulence after receiving ejaculate during anal sex.
Taco Bell last night made me start playing the wet bugle today.

After I laid my nut in LaKrieseha’s tight booty last night, she was playing the wet bugle about 3 am.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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