Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Captain’s Relish

Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captain’s relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.

Rachel’s getting some of the Captain’s Relish tonight.

Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Chewter

When her pooter lips looks like they are all chewed up. Usually caused by vigorous sex, engorgment and beefy lips.

Rachel slippped off her panties and showed me her chewter.

Her pussy was so beat up after having sex all weekend that she had to put some salve on her chewter.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Drop Scone

A brutally rough bowel movement that feels like your ass is being ripped apart by shitting a long, dry, stale coffee shop scone. Typically induced from dehydration caused by a long night of excessive alcohol consumption.

Carl needed some Prep H after he busted a bloody roid. His drop scone split his ass open.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

Flap Jacker

After a night of hot sex, your girl wakes up and makes you flap jacks and proceeds to give you a hand job while serving you breakfast in bed.

My cock n balls are raw today braaaahhh. Banged her ass all night and she finished me with a flap jacker this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017

Meat Blossom

When you pound the pussy good and leave it in a puffy, engorged state.

Sandy used her hand mirror to admire her meat blossom after I drilled her.

by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

Studded Movement

When your bowel movement is “studded” with noticeable food remnants from past meals. Corn, nuts and leafy greens are often the primary studs one will find in a freshly pinched loaf.

You should have seen the corn in the studded movement I just had. It had to be a full roasting ear’s worth.

I just had a nutty studded movement. I need to pay off the almonds. It was rather painful.

Well that salad didn’t stay in me very long. I just blew out lunch in one leafy studded movement.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Tonguer

An individual that lovingly performs the fine art of fellatio with lots of hot tongue action including flicking and licking from balls to the head. A tonguer is a coveted sexual partner.

Rachel is a tonguer braaaaaahgg. She worships my cock with that mouth and tongue.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017