Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Warm Dicking 

To get banged by a dude that just has sex with someone else. No cleaning, no showering. Just straight to the next hole.

Frank was at the party warm dicking three different girls.

I’m not sure but I think I just got a warm dicking.

Warm Dicking by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Gammy Tits

Extremely saggy, thin tits on a younger female. The kind expected on one’s gammy or other geriatric female. Resemble baseballs hanging down in tube socks.

Sabby is smokin hot but she got the gammy tits Braaaahhh. She took that bra off and bam down to her waist they fell.

Gammy Tits by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017

Turkey Snap 

Grabbing the penile head and intentionally pulling your stiff, hard, rigid cock to the side (left or right, your choice) the releasing it to quickly snap back and slap the cheek, lips or forehead of your girl. Typically done just before she gobbles the knob for a little hot oral. Repeat as desired.

Why is your cheek so read? Frank gave me about a dozen turkey snaps this morning before I sucked him off. That may leave a bruise.

Turkey Snap by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017

Eggknob 

When your girl generously slathers up your cock and balls with creamy holiday egg nog and proceeds to blow you like a Christmas horn until you bust one out.

Jane gave me the old eggknob last night. My taint is still a little sticky.

Your mum gives the best eggknob braaaahhhh. Merry Christmas to me.

Eggknob by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017

Let’s Pull the Plug 

Convincing your menstruating girlfriend to pull that rag out and give up the pussy

C’mon baby. You know I love you. Let’s pull the plug. I can’t beat off again.

Let’s Pull the Plug by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2017

Ol Turkey Tug 

Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.

What a great meal. Now to top it off with a big dump and a good ol turkey tug.

Ol Turkey Tug by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017

Turkey Glaze 

When your girl sucks your knob but won’t let you nut so you finish yourself off then turkey slap your meat across her face leaving a lovely, post nut glaze.

She wouldn’t suck me off so I had no choice but to Turkey glaze the bish.

Turkey Glaze by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017