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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Cheese Skin 

When your ballsack has a ripe, cheesy, sweaty aroma. Transfers easily to the fingers when giving the balls a good scratch or adjustment.
Dude go take a shower. I smell your cheese skin.

My fingers stink from my cheese skin.

My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.
Cheese Skin by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017

Pink Tusk 

A large, engorged and protruding female clitoris.
She dropped her panties and had the biggest pink tusk I’ve ever seen.

I like sucking on pink tusks.

I wasn’t too sure about her pink tusk. It looked almost penile like.
Pink Tusk by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017

Brown Tipper 

A male with a penchant for anal sex. Prefers anal over vaginal sex.
I really like Roger but he’s a brown tipper and well....my back door is exit only.
Brown Tipper by Eaton Holgoode December 2, 2017

Santa Bagging 

When you see how many sex toys you can insert into each of your girl’s body orifices at the same time while signing We Wish You A Merry Christmas and other festive holiday carols.
Becky is walking tender today. We did a little Santa Bagging last night.

I ran out of sex toys last night Santa Bagging Rachel. Bish took em all.
Santa Bagging by Eaton Holgoode December 2, 2017

The Three Bag Slap 

When three dudes are banging one chick at the same time and their ball sacks are smacking against her chin, her ass and the vagina/taint all in rhythmic harmony. Smack, smack, smack.
What’s that smacking sound coming from your roommate’s room? Oh he and his two Bros are doing the three bag slap on the chick next door. Sweet!

Fap Handed 

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.
Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
Fap Handed by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017

Three Bag Slap 

When three dudes gang bang a chick and plug every hole while simultaneously and rhythmically creating a rapid slapping sound of their balls hitting against her chin, ass and taint.
We gave Becky the ol’ three bag slap last night. It was music braaaahhhh.

My new neighbor came over and we gave her the three bag slap. She’s walking sore today.
Three Bag Slap by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017