Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Wad Socket 

A slut. A slut’s pussy. Well used. Accepts any hot load.

Rachel is a wad socket.

I found out my wife’s a wad socket.

Wad Socket by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018

Wank-Stains 

Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.

Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.

Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.

Mom: You sound like your father.

Wank-Stains by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2018

Onion Sak 

A hot, sweaty, smelly scrotum. Smells of pickeled onions and ripe cheese.

My boyfriend’s onion sak fucking stinks.

I just worked out for an hour and now I got onion sak.

Whew I just scratched my ballz and my fingers smell of onion sak.

Onion Sak by Eaton Holgoode December 29, 2017

Yule Logging 

Taking that massive post Christmas eating binge dump.

I’ll be yule logging after Christmas dinner.

All that egg nog made my Yule logging experience a little wet.

Yule Logging by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017

Slapped with Stank 

Eating a stank ass pussy.

I went down on that ho and got slapped with stank. I tried to pull back but she just shoved my face in there.

Slapped with Stank by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017

Stump Dump 

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.

My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.

Stump Dump by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017

Pleasure Hammer 

A big fat cock. Huge man meat. Thick and rigid.

He tore my house up with his pleasure hammer.

He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.

Pleasure Hammer by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017