A woman, most often of the slut variety, that offers up her vajayjay to just about anyone, male or female. As peddler implies, such offerings of the vag are not without cost. The vag is offered for something in return such as gifts, fancy dinners, vacations or other means of enrichment. It is important to note however, that traditional Fur Peddling is not the same as traditional prostitution as it is not intended as a crime. Just a slutty ho's way of improving her lifestyle.
Rhonda: Tracy is such a slut. She is always spreading her legs for some Sugar Daddy.
Sandy: You are just a jealous bitch.
Rhonda: Your are right. Maybe I need to be a Fur Peddler just like her. Momma needs a lifestyle upgrade.
Sandy: You are just a jealous bitch.
Rhonda: Your are right. Maybe I need to be a Fur Peddler just like her. Momma needs a lifestyle upgrade.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015
Eating out the asshole (tossing salad) of a sweaty homeless man or woman on a hot, sultry summer day.
I’ll be having a hot summer salad today.
I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.
That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.
I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.
That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
I had some tangy onions after my workout. But Rachel got on her knees and sucked them anyway.
My fingers smell like my tangy onions. Foul.
My fingers smell like my tangy onions. Foul.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Carl: Hey Frank. Did you get any poon last night from Tonya?
Frank: No braaaahhh. Bitch a damn Sheet of Ice. Just ended up giving myself a wank.
Frank: No braaaahhh. Bitch a damn Sheet of Ice. Just ended up giving myself a wank.
by Eaton Holgoode May 18, 2015
Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.
I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.
I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.
I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.
My gooch pooch is all sweaty.
My gooch pooch smells like assballz.
My gooch pooch is all sweaty.
My gooch pooch smells like assballz.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018