Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Pinch Biscuit 

A small round turd. Usually a result of constipation or lack of dietary fiber.

I sat on the shitter thinking I was gonna bust a huge growler but all I worked out was a pinch biscuit.

There was a pinch biscuit floating in the crapper by the break room.

I just dropped a handful of pinch biscuits.

Pinch Biscuit by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Stroke Nap 

When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.

Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.

After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.

I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.

Stroke Nap by Eaton Holgoode October 9, 2018

Pink Knuckle 

A ragingly, engorged clitoris.

She was so horny her pink knuckle was all swole up.

I was stroking Rachel’s pink knuckle last night. She was squirming and squirting.

Pink Knuckle by Eaton Holgoode October 9, 2018

Crack the Saucer 

Anal sex.

I hooked up with Rachel last night and I cracked the saucer.

My girl likes me to crack the saucer.

My cell mate bent over so I had no choice but to crack the saucer.

Crack the Saucer by Eaton Holgoode October 8, 2018

Penguin Drip 

When you jizz load her so full she waddles like a penguin and drips your love custard all the way to the bathroom.

After bustin the nut mustard all up in Sheila last night bish was so full she had the penguin drip.

Penguin Drip by Eaton Holgoode October 8, 2018

Corn Ring 

Fecal remnants formed in a ring around the base of the penis after anal sex. Comprised of a viscous of semen, lube, shit and ass juice. May contain solid matter depending upon dietary choices of the anal pounding receipient.

I hit that ho’s ass good last night. So deep and so long she left me with a corn ring. Had to wipe it off with her bedroom curtain when she went to the bathroom.

Corn Ring by Eaton Holgoode October 5, 2018

Scabhole 

A flilthy, disease riddled vagina. May also refer to a filthy, disease riddled or hemorrhoid infested bunghole.

Rachel has two scabholes.

That whore had one greasy scabhole.

I had so much sex on holiday I came home with a scabhole.

Scabhole by Eaton Holgoode October 5, 2018