Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Flop Doggin
My roommate is always flop doggin so watch out when you come over.
After sex I walk around the apartment flop doggin.
I was in my room flop doggin when my uncle walked in. He wouldn’t leave for some reason.
After sex I walk around the apartment flop doggin.
I was in my room flop doggin when my uncle walked in. He wouldn’t leave for some reason.
Flop Doggin by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
Mule Harness
She only lets me do anal if I’m wearing a mule harness.
My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.
Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.
My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.
Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.
Mule Harness by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
Squat Meat
Squat Meat by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
Bottle Nosing
Stimulating your partner’s anus using only your nose. Known to he highly stimulating for the receiver and very aromatic for the giver.
I buried my nose deep in her ass crack and started bottle nosing. Her fragrance was intoxicating.
Rachel loves it when I start bottle nosing her balloon knot.
Rachel loves it when I start bottle nosing her balloon knot.
Bottle Nosing by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
Bean Blush
When that clit gets all swollen and stays red for hours as a result of excessive sex or masturbation.
My girlfriend flicked my bean so much yesterday I had bean blush.
Rachel was complaining she could walk and had bean blush after I hit that pussy all night.
Rachel was complaining she could walk and had bean blush after I hit that pussy all night.
Bean Blush by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
Hop Squats
A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.
Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.
That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
Hop Squats by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
Bakin’ a Snake
I’m bakin’ a snake. Where’s the shitter?
That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.
It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.
That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.
It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.
Bakin’ a Snake by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018