Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Pink Beef

Fat, pink pussy lips. Engorged labial flaps.

She pulled her panties to the side exposing her pink beef. Dinner served!

She was so horny her pink beef was moist and glistening.

Pink Beef by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

Trout Fisher 

One who enjoys anal sex. If you are going to fish, might as well fish for the brown trout.

I heard Darian is a trout fisher. Imma find out tonight.

Carl likes to do a little trout fishing with the twinks.

Trout Fisher by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

Scro-Yo 

Scrotal yogurt aka Scro-Yo. Man gravy. Nut custard. Just another addition to the many fine names for male semen.

I swear the bish said she was hungry for some Scro-Yo not Fro-Yo so I busted all over her face.

She drained my pump of every drop of Scro-Yo.

Scro-Yo by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

Princess Slurp 

When she slobs your knob and performs with all the fine lady like mannerisms including gobbling down your man goo and dabbing the corners of her mouth with a fine lace napkin.

Rachel is so refined. She’s a keeper. She did the princess slurp last night. I think I could really take her home to mom this time.

Princess Slurp by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

Whore Hanky 

An article of clothing used by a street walking whore to wipe up her vag of semen after a sexual encounter. May be a shirt, sock, pant leg, skirt or panties.

That filthy prostitute used my sock as a whore hanky to clean out my nut before her next trick.

Whore Hanky by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

Brown Chowder 

Massively, explosive diarrhea.

I just dropped a bowl full of brown chowder.

Someone was in the shitter blowing out a load of brown chowder.

Brown Chowder by Eaton Holgoode November 12, 2018

Holiday Spoils

Dropping that big old post holiday meal shit into the crapper.

May also refer to the shits after too much holiday party cheer.

I just dropped some holiday spoils after that wonderful turkey dinner.

The office party this year was great with an open bar. But I must say it left me with the holiday spoils the next day.

Holiday Spoils by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2018