Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Grandma's Scissors
When two geriatric lesbians scissor with each other to a climactic release. Generally requires lubricant due to Desert Twat conditions.
Carla enjoyed working at the local assisted living facility until she walked in on a hot and heavy session of Grandma's Scissors down the east wing. The sound, smell and the sight of their slapping wrinkled skin was just too much.
Grandma's Scissors by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Deglaze
To wipe and clean up ejaculate from one's face, breasts, neck, chin, stomach, low back or bung hole post sexual activity.
Carl hosted a bukkake for his girlfriend Sharlene. After taking hot load after hot load, she was left a quivery, spooge covered mess on the living room floor. The last guy to blow handed her a bath towel to deglaze and told her to get ready for another round.
Deglaze by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Duggarnaut
A state of extreme, chaotic dysfunction when reality turns to insanity and disbelief as a result of dirty secrets coming to light.
When I finally told my mom that Uncle Frank and been slipping me the finger during sleepovers at his house, it unleashed a Duggarnaut of family chaos that that no one had seen since my brother's return from Catholic summer camp with an anal fissure.
Duggarnaut by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Braising Beef
To perform rapid, reciprocating sexual intercourse between the vagina and the anus without the use of lubricant and without wiping or cleaning the penis before entry into each orifice.
Donna was caught up in sexual ecstasy and was begging for her lover to fill and pound both her love holes on after another. Matt began Braising Beef until he unloaded deep inside her. Unfortunately, Donna wound up getting a wicked vaginal infection.
Braising Beef by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Scotch Fillet
Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.
Scotch Fillet by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015
Knot Clots
Small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. Often accompany constipation and are difficult to pass without force and grimacing pain.
Monday morning was hell on Ron's ass. His weekend binge drinking left him on the crapper with bad Knot Clots.
Knot Clots by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015
Grilled Tuna
A sloppy, fucked, cum filed pussy. Typically that of a filthy, dirty, sweaty, street walking, meth smoking prostitute that services multiple male tricks over the course of a night and does not vacate semen from her wet tuna between tricks.
Roger worked an evening shift and didn't leave until 4:00 a.m. He cruised crack town for a meth whore on the way home. When he finally picked up a prostitute he could tell from the wet gusset in her panties that she had been a busy girl all night and he was fixing to be served up some Grilled Tuna.
Grilled Tuna by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015