Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Bagged an Elephant
Discovering, mid-sexual encounter with a seemingly hot babe you picked up, that she's got a little more (sausage) tweenst the legs than you bargained for. However , you are past the point of no return and finish the job and nut purely for your own prurient interest.
Rogers itenerary to Thailand did not list "sex with a lady boy" however after a stop at the right bar at the wrong time, he bagged an elephant.
Bagged an Elephant by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017
Snot Dob
The last drop of male ejaculate that dribbles out the tip of the penis post clean up.
Failure to wait for the Snot Dob to make its appearance usually results in one's boxers or briefs cementing the material to the tip of the penis like superglue.
Must be yanked off like a bandaid.
Failure to wait for the Snot Dob to make its appearance usually results in one's boxers or briefs cementing the material to the tip of the penis like superglue.
Must be yanked off like a bandaid.
During his morning piss, Frank realized he didn't clean up is snot dob after sex the night before when he pulled down his boxers and painfully yanked his cemented cock tip from the fold of his fly.
Snot Dob by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017
Arby's Feet
When a chick's gnarly old toes and bunion feet stick out of her sandals in every direction like a small order of Arby's Curly Fries.
Roger was all set to get a hot foot job from his blind date but he bolted when he got a glimpse of her Arby's Feet. Reminded him of the foot job he got from his grandma.
Arby's Feet by Eaton Holgoode January 3, 2017
Gumstitute
A toothless prostitute. While generally of the dirty, nasty meth whore variety, a gumstitute is known for their ability to perform a hot gummy.
Although he felt dirty and nasty after the deed, Carl could not shed himself of his penchant for weekly sessions with the local gumstitute. He just loves a hot gummy.
Gumstitute by Eaton Holgoode December 9, 2016
Spice Drops
A sticky, sweaty, sometimes cheesy, ball sack. Usually occurs post work out or after prolonged periods in the heat.
Known to add that little extra spice, tang if you will, to ones next oral gratification encounter.
Known to add that little extra spice, tang if you will, to ones next oral gratification encounter.
Spice Drops by Eaton Holgoode December 9, 2016
Farmer's Cheese
A sweat and grime layered gooch and grundle marked by a rancid, cheesy odor. Farmer's Cheese typically forms after period of long perspiration and or going for days or weeks without bathing. The smell is akin to that of knob cheese.
After three weeks of roaming the streets and interludes with multiple crack whores, Roger had developed a thick layer of Farmer's Cheese on his sack and the smell was rancid like Limburger and pickled onions.
Farmer's Cheese by Eaton Holgoode December 6, 2016
Huncled
When you get fondled and felt up by your uncle at a family holiday gathering. Very common after a few beers and pie is served at Thanksgiving. But any holiday works for Uncle Knuckles
Hey girl. What's with the creeped out look? Not having a good holiday?
Oh I'm ok. I just got Huncled under the table a little earlier this year than I expected.
Oh I'm ok. I just got Huncled under the table a little earlier this year than I expected.
Huncled by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016