Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Bellend Bop 

After busting a nut, your girl grabs your semi-flaccid cock with one hand gripping the shaft and repeatedly smacking the head aka bellend with the other until you beg for mercy or get stiff again for another go.

I can only get hard again if I receive a bellend bop.

My cock is so sore from last night’s bellend bop I can barely walk.

That bellend bop last night was pretty rough. It hurts when I pee today.

Bellend Bop by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

Mangle Mouth 

A male or female that is completely inept at giving head.

Connie is a mangle mouth. Can’t suck a dick for shit.

Mangle Mouth by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

Meat Schtickle 

A small penis.

Barry has a meat schtickle.

I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.

He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.

Meat Schtickle by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

Uncle Harambe

When your uncle pays you a special visit during the night and latches hold of your cock like Harambe and gives you a tug job so hard you think your dick is going to get ripped off.

I spent the weekend with my cousins. It was great until the Uncle Harambe. I’m still sore.

Uncle Harambe by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Bean Fling 

An all girl, hot, wet, sex party/orgy.

My sorority hosted the best bean fling this year.

Last nights sleepover turned into an unexpected bean fling.

Bean Fling by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Groping Skills 

The ability to sexual pleasure oneself or another through skilled and effective touching and fondling.

My uncle’s groping skills are the best.

Your mom’s groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.

My roommate had the best groping skills.

Groping Skills by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Bumpin Beans 

Two hot chicks are locked in a thrusting, bean grinding, scissor action.

I walked in on Kayla and Rachel bumpin beans at Jack’s party.

Bumpin Beans by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2017