Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Lava Drops
Fiery drops of liquid shit. Generally released in small spurts and drops due to the sheer burn and anal clenching. Brought on by poor dietary choices.
Too many jalapeños on my nachos yesterday caused the lava drops today.
Someone was in the stall pinching off lava drops. Sounded pretty painful.
Someone was in the stall pinching off lava drops. Sounded pretty painful.
Lava Drops by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
Tongue Punch the Shit Shooter
Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.
Tongue Punch the Shit Shooter by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
The Mutual
My roommate and I were watching porn and ended up doing the mutual.
I heard the guy in the stall next to me rubbing one out so joined in with the mutual.
I heard the guy in the stall next to me rubbing one out so joined in with the mutual.
The Mutual by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
Piddle Puddle
I walked in my roommates room
and saw her piddle puddle.
I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.
and saw her piddle puddle.
I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.
Piddle Puddle by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
Deli Flaps
Meaty pussy lips. Look like a little pile of shaved roast beef. A little pink in the center and brown around the edges.
Babe got the deli flaps.
I was sucking her deli flaps and she was squirting all over the place.
I could see her deli flaps through her yoga pants.
I was sucking her deli flaps and she was squirting all over the place.
I could see her deli flaps through her yoga pants.
Deli Flaps by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
Old Fashioned Christmas
When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.
Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.
Old Fashioned Christmas by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
Peppermint Pati
A highly pleasurable sexual activity whereby a large female with engorged, sausage fingers gives you a vigorous ball sack massage using Ben Gay or Icy Hot.
I picked up that fat, ginger prostitute this week and she gave me a peppermint Pati in the backseat of my car. My sack is sill on fire.
I love Cindy’s sausage fingers. They cup my sack perfectly for a hot peppermint Pati.
I love Cindy’s sausage fingers. They cup my sack perfectly for a hot peppermint Pati.
Peppermint Pati by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2017