Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Sloppy Wendy 

When you shove your dick in your girl’s mouth to shut her the fuck up cause she’s annoying as fuck.

She’s getting a sloppy Wendy right now. That bitch is AAF!!!

Sloppy Wendy by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Corn Plunge 

To embark upon the dirtiest but most pleasurable of deeds, anal sex.

Rachel finally said yes. I’m taking the corn plunge tonight.

I got the corn plunge last night. I can’t walk today.

Corn Plunge by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Beef n’ Chedder

A dude with a big penis and lots of money.

She likes the Beef n’ Chedder types braaaaaaahhhh. No need to try with your bank account and small appendage.

Beef n’ Chedder by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Niagara Grumper 

An explosive shit. Comes pouring out of your ass with seemingly no end to the flow. Like a hot waterfall of shit.

I ate some bad oysters last night and today I experienced the worst Niagara Grumper. I couldn’t get off the shitter.

Niagara Grumper by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Bulldoggin’ 

When you eating out her ass in a ravenous manner and tounge punching the ring it makes her moan and growl like a bulldog in heat.

I was bulldoggin’ Rachel last night. She was so loud the neighbors called animal control.

Bulldoggin’ by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Grub Digging

Anal sex with a dirty, smelly, unclean partner. Typically a vagrant or homeless person.

I need to go home and shower. I did a little grub digging with that homeless lady and frankly, I can’t get the remnants or the stink off just with a whore’s bath.

Grub Digging by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Pickled Ginger 

An extremely inebriated ginger female that you easily bring home with you and peniley violate every orifice of her freckly, milky white body before serving her some eggs and calling her an Uber.

I had a little pickled ginger last night.

It takes about a 24 pack but after that Patty is pickled ginger and I’ll poke every hole.

Pickled Ginger by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018