Republicantoring

A Republican who is willing to go to the extreme to get elected, reelected, or get a bill signed. See cantoring.
Michelle is Republicantoring the House by forcing people to choose between freedom or tyranny.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
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sarahpackaging

Collecting funds from hapless individuals for the purpose of promoting short-term and short-sighted political anomalies.
Michelle decided to attempt fundraising using sarahpackaging methods, but failed due to well informed contributors within her district.
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Hannity Wipes

A pop-up dispenser of greasy waterproof wipes.
Joe reached for the Hannity Wipes before pulling apart rancid pork from a barrel.
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Skypescraper

A person who buys Skype dial-in numbers from around the to look like an international billionaire. To appear larger than life by having fake phone numbers.
He's such a Skypescraper, he gave me his London telephone number, but he answered at his Fresno apartment.
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Newtwife

To service divorce papers while your wife is in recovery.
Poor Jackie, she got Newtwifed after surgery, but then Marianne became a Newtwive while hes was conducting an extra-marital affair during the Congressional investigation into allegations that Bill Clinton lied under oath about his affair with Monica Lewinsky. When will Callista become a Newtwife? He's had three wives, but his sister can't marry her partner.
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Limbaughdid

A celebrity grade form of Hydromorphone (trade name Dilaudid) a potent centrally-acting analgesic drug of the opioid class.
He's been huffed up on Limbaughdid for years, but he's still performing daily. If he worked at a local supermarket he would have been fired on day one.
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conspirastory

1. A false or a baseless news story that evokes mass hysteria or promotes a conspiracy.

2. An opinion presented as news with the intention of causing hysteria.
1) The radio talk show host's conspirastory presented excerpts from a paper written by the president during college. The source material came from a parody website. The talk show host maintained that even parody has the basis of truth. So, the story is based on truth.

2) People who lack commonsense will believe a well conceived conspirastory.
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