NVP

The Nickelodeon Valuable Player (NVP) is someone who performed poorly, but gave everything they had.
Mitchell Trubisky’s best effort did not help the Bears win a playoff game, but he still won the game’s NVP award.
by EW! January 23, 2021
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teddy bridgewater

Carolina Panthers quarterback who badly fucked up his knee before and currently plays scared as a result.
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Reflectaphobia

That awkward moment you look into a mirror for the first time in months and physically seize in fear having forgotten what you looked like.
Person 1: "I jumped I was so scared, I mean I'm not that ugly am I?"
Person 2: "No, that's just the reflectaphobia settling in you silly poopsterbater"
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drew lock

Backup level quarterback who currently starts for the Denver Broncos. The only reason why he is the starter is because John Elway can’t draft quarterbacks.
I would love to have Drew Lock be my team’s backup quarterback
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Davis Mills

Current starting Qb for the Houston Texans who has the longest neck ever. He is the GOAT.
Davis Mills is a way better Qb than that creep Deshaun Watson
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mike glennon

Dad: Why are the Jags starting Mike Glennon over Gardner Minshew?
Me: They’re tanking for Trevor Lawrence.
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Pit Not The Palace

A song that NFL wide receiver Antonio Brown recorded after running away mid-game in his team’s game against the New York Jets.
Pit Not The Palace is a shitty song.
by EW! January 18, 2022
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