EVan's definitions

the fire fighter

when you light a chick's bush on fire and put it out with your cum.

man, i gave my girlfriend the fire fighter last night. today she cant walk.

by evan June 16, 2003

canuckian

A slang (and often offensive) term to refer to a Canadian.

Similar to canuck.

"My brother married a flippin' Canuckian."

by Evan December 24, 2005

b-sak

another, cleaner (less foul) way to say ballsack, incase you happen to be around family, the elderly, or small kiddies

Dude way to go..you hit that girl on the ass,and she thought it was me..so she hit me in the b-sak

by evan April 15, 2008

Snotbox

a nose, no special defining characteristics, simply a nose

There's a booger hangin out your snotbox

by Evan February 11, 2005

Seattle

Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.

I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!

by Evan January 4, 2005

agent orange

alias of rapper Cage from the Smut Peddlers

Dick Starbuck and Agent Orange, Porno detectives

by Evan August 14, 2003

Jigga J-Rotz

A crazy fella who loves to rap and write crazy music while dancing all over the place

Usually a gangsterish caucasion male who has a ginormous 'fro

Jon Rotzenburg is an example of a Jigga J-Rotz

by Evan April 2, 2005