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Definitions by EVan

1. To sing carols from house to house at Christmas

2. The act of grabbing the shaft of ones erect penis in one hand and using the palm of the other hand to rub the head in circulur motions. This can usually only be done for a few seconds at a time due to the head of the penis being so sensitive and giving the male a very intense overwhelming feeling.
When masturbating and no one is looking, i often like to Wassail for a few seconds.
Wassail by Evan February 5, 2004
that volcano is going to erupete
igneous by Evan January 28, 2004
yo mama is so poor she told your little sister that santa clause is dead.

yo mama is so poor when someone put out the cigarate in the house they said who turned off the heat.

yo mama is like the pills dairy dough boy every one wants to poke her.

yo mama is like a brick wall she is always getting laid.

yo mama is so fat even rickerd simones laughs at her.
yo mama by Evan January 28, 2004

midwest movement 

A social organization that is promoting the midwest and sweeping the nation. (The east, west, and south get plenty of attention, it is now our turn up top baby!)
It's the movement, ya heard!?!?
Midwest movement, get used to it.
Midwest movement, who's comin with?
midwest movement by Evan January 18, 2004
Look ma' my babyarm sprouted
babyarm by Evan December 23, 2003
Katt can pwn your ass with Kula Diamond, just watch out !!
Kattu by Evan December 16, 2003

sexy mongoose 

id fuck that sexy mongoose as long as a papper bags over her head
sexy mongoose by Evan December 5, 2003