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Linda Cardellini

A hot wholesome actress, known for LEGALLY BLONDE, SCOOBY DOO films, DADDY'S HOME films, FREAKS AND GEEKS, GREEN BOOK & THE FOUNDER among others, F&G being her breakthrough., In DADDY's HOME looks slightly like Jennifer Garner. In DADDY's HOME she played wife of Will Ferrell, one of the most funniest men currently on the planet.

Man, is that Linda Cardellini HOT!
In DADDY's HOME, she is the MILF I'd do in a New York minute.

by ESSJAY June 8, 2019

YOLO

Like ILY, it has taken something meaningful and killed the complete shit out of it.

Hey baby, ILY because YOLO.

Hey baby, I love you because you only live once

by essjay July 21, 2012

saggitarius

The zodiac sign following Scorpio. The sign of the archer. (Think Hunger Games or Disney/Pixar 's Brave. The centuar sign. Saggitariuses are many different moods. November 24 to December 22.

Jennifer Lawrence in Hunger Games} is an archer so on the spot, that though born August 15 she could have made a great Saggitarius. All she needed was to be born between November 24 and December 22 instead of August 15.

Famous Saggitariuses have no entire common trait, everyone from Donny Osmond to Walt Disney to Jim Morrison to AnnaSophia Robb are Saggitariuses as well as myself (even more of a reason to write this entry.)

by ESSJAY April 2, 2017

Master Cylinder

The evil space robot on FELIX THE CAT. Lives on the Moon, Mars, or Venus (depending on the episode.) From the 1958-1962 Trans-Lux/Joe Oriolo Prods./Felix the Cat Productions TV series. Assistant goon:General Clang, a Russian sounding squid. Voices of both, and Felix and the other characters,l by the legendary Jack Mercer (POPEYE). Is can shaped with a nasty human face and husky voice. Wants Felix's buddy Poindexter for his knowledge of rocketfuel, so Master and Clang can invade earth.

Poindexter: "Oh, FELIX, it's the MASTER CYLINDER"

Felix (to the MC):"I will NEVER give up! NEVER"
(from actual episodes, 1959-60

by ESSJAY July 14, 2019

Courtney Thorne-Smith

American actress, born November 8,1967, San Franscisco, Calif., grew up nearby in Santa Crus and in S.F., became thru the late 70s-80s often featured up-and-coming juvenile actress, then appearing i series "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" as "Stacy",the former Jennifer Jason Leigh virgin charcter and "Day By Day", and some movies before in 1992, at 24 or so, FINALLY hitting the bigtime in Fox's big hit "Melrose Place" TV Show as Allison, then OPPOSITE Calista Flockhart playing, by conicidence, an Allison-Ally McBeal",also on Fox, then Touchstone/Disney's current According to Jim" 2001}, as Jim Belushi's "Donna Reed with a sense of humor" to Jim's Jackie Gleason and John Goodman; usually acts only on TV with few exceptions -one being Carrot Top's reasonably funny flick, 1998's "Chairman of the Board" which was NOT about Frank Sinatra; and now has a very funny book from Broadway Books-"Outside In". Bold, Blond, and Beautiful, to quote a Hairspray quote.

HORNY RED BLOODED AMERICAN MALE: "Boy, did you see Courtney Thorne-Smith - boy if I were in the army I would have a pinup of her. At least as she is, if not in a swimsuit

HIS EQUALLY HORNY RED BLODDED MALE FRIED: (enthusiastically-like) "(all drawnout) YEAAAH!!!!!"

by ESSJAY October 18, 2008