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Courtney Thorne-Smith

American actress, born November 8,1967, San Franscisco, Calif., grew up nearby in Santa Crus and in S.F., became thru the late 70s-80s often featured up-and-coming juvenile actress, then appearing i series "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" as "Stacy",the former Jennifer Jason Leigh virgin charcter and "Day By Day", and some movies before in 1992, at 24 or so, FINALLY hitting the bigtime in Fox's big hit "Melrose Place" TV Show as Allison, then OPPOSITE Calista Flockhart playing, by conicidence, an Allison-Ally McBeal",also on Fox, then Touchstone/Disney's current According to Jim" 2001}, as Jim Belushi's "Donna Reed with a sense of humor" to Jim's Jackie Gleason and John Goodman; usually acts only on TV with few exceptions -one being Carrot Top's reasonably funny flick, 1998's "Chairman of the Board" which was NOT about Frank Sinatra; and now has a very funny book from Broadway Books-"Outside In". Bold, Blond, and Beautiful, to quote a Hairspray quote.
HORNY RED BLOODED AMERICAN MALE: "Boy, did you see Courtney Thorne-Smith - boy if I were in the army I would have a pinup of her. At least as she is, if not in a swimsuit

HIS EQUALLY HORNY RED BLODDED MALE FRIED: (enthusiastically-like) "(all drawnout) YEAAAH!!!!!"
by ESSJAY October 18, 2008
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Linda Cardellini

A hot wholesome actress, known for LEGALLY BLONDE, SCOOBY DOO films, DADDY'S HOME films, FREAKS AND GEEKS, GREEN BOOK & THE FOUNDER among others, F&G being her breakthrough., In DADDY's HOME looks slightly like Jennifer Garner. In DADDY's HOME she played wife of Will Ferrell, one of the most funniest men currently on the planet.
Man, is that Linda Cardellini HOT!
In DADDY's HOME, she is the MILF I'd do in a New York minute.
by ESSJAY June 8, 2019
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Bath bomb

A ball of soap that fizzles in the bathtub. Girls seem to tend ot love it. Despite what some are saswying, not every guy hates it, or at least not every guy who LOVES using them and claims it is a hybrid driving, wierd gay homosexual person. But many guys do hate them - at leasst the manly guys -seem to, esp.for reasons mentioned by others, esp.when they see girls, their own or others posting on Snapchat or something like Instagram or Twitter about it..
by ESSJAY April 25, 2019
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Maureen McCormick

b.8/05/1956 the cutest and eldest daughters of the Bradys. Looks like Amanda Bynes a bit and Lauren Conrad a LOT. Played Marcia Brady for five years on "The Brady Bunch" (ABC-TV/1969-1974), and recent wrote a memori entitled "Here's the Story". In case you forgot, her TV sibs were Barry Williams as Greg , Eve Plumb as Jan -"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia---I were that I were an ONLY CHILD!, Chris Knight as Peter, Susan Olsen as Cindy, and Mike Lookinland as Bobby, plus Ann B.Davis as housekeeper Alice, Florence Henderson as mom Carol Brady, and the late Bob Reed , as father Mike Brady.

Maureen McCormick's one of several cast members, the two others being the two other Brady Girls who pulled out of various revivals.

Her book shows an interesting and shocking read.:) Published in fall 2008.

Oh..and I STILL prefer Maureen..sigh..to Jan ! SORRY MIDDLE CHILD!!!
Maureen McCormick=MARCIA..THE Hot Brady Chick.Right out of TV..
Marcia Marcia Marcia
by ESSJAY March 22, 2009
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ct

camel toe the delightful sight of a girl's genitals through tight pants
In "Physical" music video, Olivia Newton-John has ct

My girlfriend is in leotards during high school cheerleading and she has ct
by ESSJAY September 5, 2017
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