ERock's definitions

butter butt

When you get major sweat built up in the crack of your ass on a hot day and it gets slippery.

Dude, I need some major ventilation to get rid of this butter butt.

I got through 15 holes of swealtering heat before the butter butt needed a wipedown.

by Erock April 19, 2004

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004

funbox

synonym for vagina

I'd like to party in that funbox.

by Erock April 15, 2004

sweat bitch

Whore. Basically a woman whose only purpose is to provide a sexual opening for exercise (sweating).

Bitch can't form a sentence or cook a decent meal; 'bout all she's good for is a sweatbitch.

Yo sweatbitch, git me a beer.

by Erock April 14, 2004

proxy husband

A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.

Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.

His role was one of a proxy husband.

by Erock April 7, 2004

firestarter

A girl who won't get wet and will use your cock as Kindling in her vaginal fire.

That girl was a firestarter.

by Erock April 6, 2004

butt pee

When your poo has the consistency of pee.

After drinking a case of Old Milwaukee, Jeff had a serious case of butt pee.

by Erock April 6, 2004