ERIC's definitions

Unliterate

A person who appears to know how to read and/or write however refuses to do so either knowingly or unknowingly.

Absolutely no relation to the word illiterate and not to be confused with someone who can't understand or use a dictionary.

-"What the hell is Bob's problem, I know he can read."

-"Bob knows how to read, it's just that he's unliterate."

by Eric February 27, 2005

Rumpture

a) "a burning desire to caress the posterior of another person"

b) "a fracture of the tail-bone"

a) he was overcome with rumpture at the sight of her curvaceous buttocks

b) her rumpture was caused by a slip on some ice

by eric May 24, 2004

memphis 10

known to mempholk as the "m-town"- crunkest city in tennessee, look out for "memphis 10" street apparel, fresh as fuck

"we some m-town niggas and we gonna turn it out, memphis 10 in this mutha fucka ho, shut yo mouth!"

"we all got dem new memphis 10 north north shirts, mufuckas fresh maine"

by eric June 29, 2004

Bluh

slang for ''blood'' usually mocking them

Mario The Crip:yo Juan waddup my nigger
Jamal The Crip: whut up bluh'

by Eric December 11, 2003

jacks

another word for cigerettes

hey man i'm going to 7-11 to get a pack of jacks

by eric August 3, 2003

dirty litterbox

when a guy or girl wipes his or her entire hand up a shitty sweaty asshole and smells it as they proceed to wipe the shit covered hand on a girls box or pussy

i had the runs so i wiped my ass with my hand and continued to rub the brown mess on her box

by eric April 24, 2003

jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

by Eric August 15, 2003