ERIC's definitions

momrons

The way you spell the word "Mormon" if you're an idiot or at the very least not paying much attention, like my friend David.

It's funny that David once misspelled "Mormon" as "Momron" because he is Mormon, ha ha

by Eric September 28, 2003

wasted

The act of drinking a shitload of alcholic beverages to the point of no longer being able to stand.

Or

The act of getting the fuck shot out of you by Gangsters.

Damn dude we were so wasted last night!

or

Holy Shit! They just wasted carl!

by Eric January 7, 2005

VSOP

Very Superior Old Pale (cognac)

I want a remy martin VSOP.

by Eric February 1, 2005

babbit

lighthearted black slang for lie, falseness. Substitutes for "shit", "trash".

Extreme cases might combine "bull" or "horse" to emphasize the magnitude of the detected falseness.

"Mann, what are you saying'. That's babbit."

"You're so full of bull babbit."

by Eric March 21, 2005

Ralph Nader

The most persistant mother fucker who ever lived.

Ralph Nader kicks ass.

by Eric December 28, 2005

hicked

Modifying a vehicle by use of products such as wood or duct tape. contrary to pimping a car, hicking a car adds practically no value, if not decreases to value of the auto

I decided to put a tent on my flatbed truck to go for the hicked look

by Eric September 27, 2004

toolgasm

a peaking point in the listening of music written by tool. At this point, the listener undergoes a sensation much like that of an orgasm, without the mess.

In the song Third Eye, maynard screams repeadedly after a beautiful section of ballad like music. At this point, the listener may undergo a toolgasm

by eric February 15, 2004