ERIC's definitions
by eric August 4, 2003
Get the jiz moppermug. From the Hindi language as seen on Asia TV. The true definition is unknown, but it has been redefined as follows for the English language:
1. Butter on the edge of a water glass; typically found at a greasy spoon like Tee-Jay's.
2. The funky aroma that a busboy (who also works at Tee-Jay's) eminates after a hard day of smearing butter on the edges of water glasses.
NOTE: Zamoti is typically native to Ohio, but sightings have been made in western Pennsylvania and the deep south.
1. Butter on the edge of a water glass; typically found at a greasy spoon like Tee-Jay's.
2. The funky aroma that a busboy (who also works at Tee-Jay's) eminates after a hard day of smearing butter on the edges of water glasses.
NOTE: Zamoti is typically native to Ohio, but sightings have been made in western Pennsylvania and the deep south.
by Eric July 11, 2004
Get the zamotimug. It is a derogatory term used against people from the future. The term gooback came from the fact that when they travel thru the time portal a side affect causes them to be covered in goo, hence the term gooback.
by Eric April 29, 2004
Get the goobackmug. One of the most underrated QBs of all time. Played for the Philadelphia Eagles most of the time but also had stints in Minnesota, Dallas, and Baltimore before retiring.
The closest he ever came to a Super Bowl was in 1998, when he led the Vikings to a 15-1 season. The team made it to the NFC Championship but they were beat in a heartbreaking game that ended in an OT field goal to the Falcons. Randall Cunningham never played quite the same afterwards.
by Eric November 14, 2007
Get the randall cunninghammug. A particularly ugly and annoying person, normally a sibling. Good nonsensical comeback to an insult.
(Real definition is person who sells pigs)
(Real definition is person who sells pigs)
by Eric December 4, 2003
Get the Pig Mongermug. 
by Eric August 17, 2003
Get the Dolespankmug.