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emphoracle

1) n: One who is emphoric.
2) n: One who sees the future by shmagoiganning a person in order to gain access to their emphoric powers. See also shmagoigan
3) Adj: The state of emphoricness.
4) n: One who can summon fetusses to do his/her bidding.
5) Adj: Fetus-like.
6) Adv: Of forming and throwing fecal matter as ninja stars.
7) V: Throwing crap like a hippo.
1) You are emphoric!
2) I went to see the emphoracle.
3) You are emphoric!!! Woot!
4) FETUS I SUMMON YOU!!! DO MY BIDDING!!
5) You emphoric fetus.
6) I am emphoracley emphoracleizing you.
7) I Emphoracling you!
by Eric September 28, 2004
mugGet the emphoraclemug.

root juice

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, seed, semen, sperm, spew, spunk, and splooge.
Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough root juice in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my root juice.
by Eric February 19, 2004
mugGet the root juicemug.

Plunge

To masterbate, to be more specific when you can hear noises whether or not your using lotion or lube.
Lets all have a plungin party, I'll supply the lube
by Eric December 3, 2004
mugGet the Plungemug.

shloshed

Drunk.. Having had too much to drink. drunk
Wow, Debby and I were shloshed last night! I think I mooned the cops again.
by Eric November 12, 2003
mugGet the shloshedmug.

boring

"man, that wasn't BOOYAKA, infact it was boring"
by Eric October 11, 2003
mugGet the boringmug.

MHBS

"damn, dont you wanna just have mhbs with that girl cause of her ass"
by eric September 5, 2004
mugGet the MHBSmug.

delux

that caddy is fuckin' delux
by eric March 10, 2004
mugGet the deluxmug.

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