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1. A full sized van made by ford with 4 generations, where the van version replaced by the European based transit in 2014 while the cutaway chassis version still sold today new in 2024
2. A vehicle driven by Caribbean/Haitian/ blacks as “dollar vans” in New York City. Its cargo versions are used by many companies like construction and plumbing. Also pedos & kidnappers love to drive white cargo econolines (so if you see a suspicious white or any other econoline especially in a lonely or dark area stay Far away from that van and call the copz)
3. A nasty sex act were similar to the “minivan” or shocker where two or more persons gives a female two in the pink, and 15 in the stink.
2. A vehicle driven by Caribbean/Haitian/ blacks as “dollar vans” in New York City. Its cargo versions are used by many companies like construction and plumbing. Also pedos & kidnappers love to drive white cargo econolines (so if you see a suspicious white or any other econoline especially in a lonely or dark area stay Far away from that van and call the copz)
3. A nasty sex act were similar to the “minivan” or shocker where two or more persons gives a female two in the pink, and 15 in the stink.
1. I remembered as an 11 year old my family rented a 15 seater Ford Econoline with our 9 cousins to a trip to Pennsylvania, these vans brings me soo much childhood nostalgia.
2A. I rode the dollar van a grey econoline from Jamaica center to green acres and it rode nice
B. Hannah: Why is that white van keep following me in 23rd street.
Billy: those are pedos following you how did you get to lose them?
Hannah: I ran soo fast and luckily I got the train as soon as I run to the station.
Billy: ur lucky
3. Horny girl: I went to this club and 2 guys gave me the Ford Econoline and the two in the cooch felt nice but the 15 in the poop hole felt weird, it’s similar to the Toyota hiace but instead of 3 fingers, it’s two fingers in the vag.
2A. I rode the dollar van a grey econoline from Jamaica center to green acres and it rode nice
B. Hannah: Why is that white van keep following me in 23rd street.
Billy: those are pedos following you how did you get to lose them?
Hannah: I ran soo fast and luckily I got the train as soon as I run to the station.
Billy: ur lucky
3. Horny girl: I went to this club and 2 guys gave me the Ford Econoline and the two in the cooch felt nice but the 15 in the poop hole felt weird, it’s similar to the Toyota hiace but instead of 3 fingers, it’s two fingers in the vag.
by EMD F59PHI July 18, 2024
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“I was about to win the round, but Boardy popped up with some pixelated math question and his smug “let’s do some visual learning” voice—dude needs to chill.”
“I was about to win the round, but Boardy popped up with some pixelated math question and his smug “let’s do some visual learning” voice—dude needs to chill.”
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Example 1: "Man, I had the worst experience at that restaurant. I ended up with a brown Lexus situation after that meal."
Example 2: “My Girl wants a ride to this place via the Hershey Highway and I told her to leave the pink Cadillac at home and take a ride on the Brown Lexus”
Example 2: “My Girl wants a ride to this place via the Hershey Highway and I told her to leave the pink Cadillac at home and take a ride on the Brown Lexus”
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The sun was setting, casting a golden glow over the road as I gripped the wheel of my new Orange 2025 Mazda Miata. The engine hummed beneath me, its responsive manual transmission a perfect match for the open road. I felt the wind rushing through my hair as the car hugged the curves along the coast, the Pacific Ocean stretching endlessly on my left. With each shift of the gearstick, I could feel the connection to the car, every movement smooth and fluid. The radio was alive with the upbeat tunes of Big Time Rush’s latest album, Another Life (released in 2023). The music, full of energy, Echoed through the crisp ocean breeze as I sang along, caught in the moment. The sea shimmered in the fading light, waves crashing rhythmically against the shore.
As I rounded a bend, I caught sight of the Amtrak Pacific Surfliner rolling by. With the usual consits of Siemens SC-44 locomotive and Bilevel Coaches, I glanced at the tracks just in time to see passengers inside the train smiling and waving at me. It felt like a surreal connection, like they were part of this perfect moment, just as much as I was. I waved back, my heart lifting, feeling the synchronicity between the car, the train, and the world unfolding ahead of me. It was a moment of pure freedom, just me, the Miata, and the people on the train—sharing the road and the journey in perfect harmony.
As I rounded a bend, I caught sight of the Amtrak Pacific Surfliner rolling by. With the usual consits of Siemens SC-44 locomotive and Bilevel Coaches, I glanced at the tracks just in time to see passengers inside the train smiling and waving at me. It felt like a surreal connection, like they were part of this perfect moment, just as much as I was. I waved back, my heart lifting, feeling the synchronicity between the car, the train, and the world unfolding ahead of me. It was a moment of pure freedom, just me, the Miata, and the people on the train—sharing the road and the journey in perfect harmony.
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In Newark Penn station: you can take the POOM, Amtrak, NJT commuters trains and NJT light rail.
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