Lightning McQueen

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Lightning McQueen: Float like a Cadillac, sting like a bimmer
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10 year old pervert: I love watching naked boobies online.

Girl: would you stop looking up naked boobs and porn on the library’s computers. Get your nasty ass off that PC or look up something educational.
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Sex Story

In the summer of the year 1979, I was traveling from Miami to New Jersey aboard the Amtrak Silver Star, eagerly anticipating the journey. The train, powered by three EMD F40PH locomotives, consisted of modern Amfleet cars and older coaches from various railroads. As we departed Miami, I watched the scenery change from the city's skyline to the open vistas of Florida, Georgia, and North Carolina.

In Washington, D.C., the crew swapped out the F40PHs for two stunning Ex-Pennsylvania Railroad GG1 locomotives. I couldn’t resist stepping outside to see them up close. The GG1s, with their art-deco design and iconic Tuscan red color, were even more impressive in person. Watching the crew efficiently switch the locomotives was fascinating.

Once the GG1s were hooked up, we sped along the electrified Northeast Corridor, hitting 90 mph. The world blurred as we passed through beautiful landscapes, overtaking a Budd Metroliner EMU and a new AEM-7 Locomotive on the Clocker service.

When we arrived at Newark Penn Station, I rushed to the two GG1s. Their gleaming metal under the station lights made it feel like a dream. I took a Polaroid picture with the locomotives, standing proudly between them. It was a surreal moment, and I felt incredibly fortunate to witness this piece of railroading history.
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Girl: sure honey,

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Girl: that was some delicious food that we ate
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Mazda Miata

A compact, two-door, rear-wheel-drive sports car produced by Mazda, first introduced in 1989. The MX-5 Miata, affectionately known simply as "Miata," is often regarded as the quintessential "driver's car" due to its lightweight construction, near-perfect balance, and exceptional handling dynamics. It’s designed to deliver a pure driving experience rather than just raw horsepower or straight-line speed. With a reputation for being affordable and accessible, the Miata is the go-to car for enthusiasts who crave fun on twisty roads, autocross events, and track days, but don’t want to spend a fortune. Despite a relatively modest engine output (typically in the range of 100–180 horsepower depending on the generation), the Miata’s low weight and rear-wheel-drive layout allow it to perform well in corners and tight spaces, often leaving higher-powered cars in the dust when the road gets twisty. Over the years, the Miata has undergone several iterations, with each generation offering slight improvements in comfort, technology, and performance while staying true to the formula of a small, agile roadster. The MX-5 Miata has earned a devoted fanbase, with many owners joining enthusiast clubs, attending Miata meetups, and modifying their cars to enhance performance or aesthetics. The car’s simplicity, ease of repair, and low cost of ownership make it especially appealing to first-time sports car buyers and seasoned drivers alike.
The sun was setting, casting a golden glow over the road as I gripped the wheel of my new Orange 2025 Mazda Miata. The engine hummed beneath me, its responsive manual transmission a perfect match for the open road. I felt the wind rushing through my hair as the car hugged the curves along the coast, the Pacific Ocean stretching endlessly on my left. With each shift of the gearstick, I could feel the connection to the car, every movement smooth and fluid. The radio was alive with the upbeat tunes of Big Time Rush’s latest album, Another Life (released in 2023). The music, full of energy, Echoed through the crisp ocean breeze as I sang along, caught in the moment. The sea shimmered in the fading light, waves crashing rhythmically against the shore.

As I rounded a bend, I caught sight of the Amtrak Pacific Surfliner rolling by. With the usual consits of Siemens SC-44 locomotive and Bilevel Coaches, I glanced at the tracks just in time to see passengers inside the train smiling and waving at me. It felt like a surreal connection, like they were part of this perfect moment, just as much as I was. I waved back, my heart lifting, feeling the synchronicity between the car, the train, and the world unfolding ahead of me. It was a moment of pure freedom, just me, the Miata, and the people on the train—sharing the road and the journey in perfect harmony.
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I hate Toyotas and I love seeing them

go 🕳️↙️🚗. And get crush by a CSX train on a RR crossing
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