Definitions by EJL

seinfeld

Best show on TV, until Jerry decided to end it in 1998.

-They sealed him up with the mint inside!
-THEY LEFT THE JUNIOR MINT IN HIM?
-Yes!
-Well, I guess it can't hurt him...people eat pounds of those things.
-Yes, they eat them. They don't put them next to VITAL ORGANS IN THEIR ABDOMINAL CAVITY!!

seinfeld by EJL December 14, 2003

CKY2K 

Movie starring Bam Margera, Brandon DiCamillo, Ryan Dunn, Rake Yohn, Raab Himself, Jess Margera, Chad Ginsburg, Deron Miller, Art Webb 1986, Hoofbite', Phil and April Margera, Don Vito, Leo Fitzpatrick, Kelly Goosecock, Jenn Rivell, Thomas Shitt, Arto Saari, Kerry Getz, and The Gill.

Let's go watch CKY2K.

CKY2K by EJL December 14, 2003

Escalade 

A.K.A. Lade: A large American SUV based on the GMC Suburban and Yukon models. Favored particularly by hip-hop stars, as they can accomodate more members of their crew than a Ferrari or luxury sedan.

The grille of the Escalade looks better than that of the GMC Yukon.

Escalade by EJL December 13, 2003

PS 

Post Script. A way to add something you forgot after writing a letter.

P.S. Pick up a quart of milk before you come home.

PS by EJL December 12, 2003

Golden Shower 

The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

Do you need me to give you a golden bath?

Golden Shower by EJL December 12, 2003

Ferrari 

Makers of some of the most beautiful and powerful cars in the world, including the 275 GTB, Testarossa, 355, 360 Modena, 550 Maranello, 456M, F50, and the new $660,000 Enzo.

The cheapest new Ferrari is the 360 Modena, which costs about $190,000.

Ferrari by EJL December 12, 2003

tamagotchi

Something a hillbilly shouts when he catches someone named Tom.

Tamagotchi (Tom, ah got ye)!

tamagotchi by EJL December 12, 2003