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One of the most expensive production convertibles available, handmade by Bentley motors. Powered by a 6.75(!) Liter Twin(!) Turbocharged V8 engine, it has around 400-420 hp, and 560 lb/ft of torque. Beautiful exterior styling by Pininfarine, and the interior is made with the finest hand-trimmed leather and hand-carved wood trim. MSRP for the base model is around $355,000 U.S. Dollars, with special "Mulliner" editions tunning into the high $400,000s.
The Bentley Azure, one of the most capable GT cars. Too bad Bennifer owns one.
azure by EJL March 23, 2004

motherfuckyer

A fan of CKY (the band and/or the films) who has sexual urges towards his/her mother.
See also: FuCKYou, FuCKY, and MindfuCKY.
motherfuckyer by EJL March 22, 2004
Title of Aragorn, taken after his crowning as the King of Gondor. The literal meaning of Elessar is "Elfstone".
Aragorn Elessar, King of the Reunited Kingdom of Gondor and Middle-Earth.
Elessar by EJL March 20, 2004

Ringworm Buffet 

A retarded defintion, mostly because Ringworm is not caused by parasitic infection, but by fungi. Also, ringworm is not limited to the anal area. Most likely Al Morrowfield was thinking of tapeworm or pinworm.
Al Morrowfield is an idiot.
Ringworm Buffet by EJL March 17, 2004
1. Porsche model with 11 variations in it's 2005 model year.
2. Date of the worst terrorist attack on American soil.
3. Emergency-response telephone number.
1. For 2005, Porsche offers the 911 Carrera, 911 Carrera Cabriolet, 911 Targa, 911 Carrera 4 Cabriolet, 911 Carrera 4S, 911 Carrera 4S Cabriolet, 911 Turbo, 911 Turbo Cabriolet, 911 GT2, 911 GT3, and the 911 Carrera 40th Anniversary.
2. 9/11 was the day terrorists brought down the World Trade Center and damaged the Pentagon, and crashed a plane in Pennsylvania.
3. In the event of an emergency, do not hesitate to call 911.
911 by EJL March 15, 2004
A convertible, usually of the make of Ferrari or Porsche.
Ferrari convertibles include the F355 Spider and the 360 Spider.

Porsche convertibles include the 550 Spyder.
Spider by EJL March 14, 2004
Extremely top-end luxury/sports cutomobile manufacturer. Recent (and highly limited-edition) models include the EB 110, and the extravagant Veyron.
The new Bugatti Veyron has a quad-turbocharged 16-cylinder engine, with real cut diamonds in the center of the gauges, as well as pure platinum accents on the exterior. The MSRP is $1,200,000.
Bugatti by EJL March 14, 2004