69,420,133,790,016,660,000,000

A number including all the nice numbers (69, 420, 1337, 9001 and 666) that also happens to be a sextillion.

Rob: 69,420,133,790,016,660,000,000
Bob: Nice

by E hates Q December 23, 2020

Son of a bitch

1. A common "yo mama" insult. Obviously, it implies that one's mother is a bitch. Either definition (be it "female dog" or "POS woman") is equally insulting in the context of this phrase.

2. General expletive. Can be used as a more profane version of "God damn it!".

1:
Douchebag: Heyo I stole $1000 from your bank account lol
Bob: YOU SON OF A BITCH! ONLY A MAN WHOSE FATHER FUCKS DOGS WOULD DO SUCH A THING!
Douchebag: And I thought I was a douche.

2:

Alice: When the plane started tumbling into the bay, all I could utter was "SON OF A BITCH!" before waking up on a coast guard helicopter. That's still my best B-bomb that I've used.

by E hates Q September 09, 2021

aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj

What you say before disintegrating into pixels.

Tom Scott screamed "Aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj!" upon realizing that, through him saying "Xnopyt" he banished himself to his home dimension.

by E hates Q August 30, 2021

Hearts Of Iron 4

A WW2-themed grand strategy game by Paradox Interactive. It’ll eat your life away.

Bob: David has been in his room for 9 hours, the fuck has he been doing?
Fred: Playing Hearts Of Iron 4 non-stop.
Bob: Dear god.

by E hates Q May 03, 2023

Setup

The part of a joke before the punchline. Is just as important as the punchline.

"Ooh! I got a good one! Why did the Emperor cross the road?"

Narrator: "Bob left for his meeting before he could hear the punchline, and the setup was orphaned in his mind."

by E hates Q February 09, 2021

Jeremy McUnfunny

The kid who plays annoying meme music (highlights include Dame Da Ne and the USSR Anthem) in the back of the bus. Also a frequent generator of reddit moments.

He still hasn't found out why nobody finds his Jeremying to be funny.

One day, Jeremy McUnfunny walked onto the bus, and plonked his pathetic rear end onto the seat furthest from the underpaid eyes of the bus driver. He immediately turned on his overpriced phone, opened YouTube, and played "SOVIET ANTHEM EAR RAPE" much to the entire bus's chagrin. When he was supposed to hand in his History presentation, he instead "stick-bugged" the entire class for worthless reddit karma. Nobody found that funny either.

by E hates Q September 04, 2020

Rowing the boat

Slang term for female masturbation. Male equivalent is beat your meat.

Melissa: Cathy, what the fuck are you doing here?
Cathy: Uh, I was just uh...uh... rowing the boat, if you know what I mean...
Melissa: Gross!

by E hates Q February 14, 2021