E hates Q's definitions

Hard boiled egg

An egg (trans person who doesn’t realise they are trans) who has been an egg for a longer than usual amount of time. Having one’s egg crack after their 40s is a usual qualifier, though this definition is somewhat subjective.

Bob: Alice is 70 and just realised she was trans after showing those signs for as long as I remember.
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?

by E hates Q July 18, 2023

Among Us

1. Scientific proof that kids are stupid.

Pink: Orange fucking vented in front of me
Orange: Pink lies
Blue: Pink sus
Red: Pink sus
White: Pink sus
Pink: yeah this is peak Among Us

Pink was not the Impostor

1 Impostor Remains

by E hates Q October 30, 2020

Blackpool

Seaside town long past its prime. The Detroit of the UK.

Bob: Never. Go. To. Blackpool. Ever.
Alice: Why?
Bob: It will crush your heart.

by E hates Q August 6, 2022

McTown

A large area entirely consistent of McMansions and the roads made to service them. The living embodiment of the 2000s housing bubble, and a slap in the face to walkability.

Bob: Alice lives in some nondescript McTown with her parents, no wonder she went nuts…
Claire: Seeing the same 6 bedroom houses everywhere everyday will drive you insane after a while. I agree.

by E hates Q April 12, 2022

CRT

A television type that everyone wants but nobody makes.

Bob: Hmm... I'll go look for a Trinitron CRT for my XBOX...ho ho holy shit! $200 on eBaY? Why don't they make these things anymore?

by E hates Q December 28, 2020

Limp Bizkit

The Marmite of Nu-metal. You either love their music or think it’s the worse than modern pop.

As for me, I think they’ve made some bops.

Bob: (singing the chorus to “My Generation”)
Alice: Limp Bizkit in 2022? Really?

by E hates Q January 11, 2022

Techbro

An educated male lacking in social skills who also happens to work in tech.

Many of them are libertarians who simp for Elon Musk, and/or people trying to reinvent the wheel with some dumb new technology.

Techbro: With this new Blorgasagorg 3000, people will easily be able to get around the city without a car!
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the train.

by E hates Q August 14, 2022