Definitions by E hates Q
Limp Bizkit
The Marmite of Nu-metal. You either love their music or think it’s the worse than modern pop.
As for me, I think they’ve made some bops.
As for me, I think they’ve made some bops.
Limp Bizkit by E hates Q January 11, 2022
Metalhead
Noun; A person into any form of heavy metal music.
Here are some types of metalheads:
Bob The Metalhead: Listens to mainstream metalcore and maybe some deathcore. Fans of more obscure genres act like he just ate their entire family.
Zack the Metalhead: Listens to black or death metal and think’s he’s the most cool and edgy person to ever exist. Yeah, those Mayhem PJs sure are threatening…
Gary the Metalhead: Listens to stuff like grunge and nu metal that went out of fashion decades ago. Doesn’t give two shits about what Zack thinks of him.
Peter the Metalhead: “I only listen to (insert obscure sub genre of an already obscure metal genre here), everything else is for posers!”
Margaret the Metalhead: Listens to metal from the 70s and early 80s religiously and thinks Black Sabbath is the best thing since sliced bread.
Carl the Metalhead: Listens to what he likes and isn’t an elitist asshair to others.
Here are some types of metalheads:
Bob The Metalhead: Listens to mainstream metalcore and maybe some deathcore. Fans of more obscure genres act like he just ate their entire family.
Zack the Metalhead: Listens to black or death metal and think’s he’s the most cool and edgy person to ever exist. Yeah, those Mayhem PJs sure are threatening…
Gary the Metalhead: Listens to stuff like grunge and nu metal that went out of fashion decades ago. Doesn’t give two shits about what Zack thinks of him.
Peter the Metalhead: “I only listen to (insert obscure sub genre of an already obscure metal genre here), everything else is for posers!”
Margaret the Metalhead: Listens to metal from the 70s and early 80s religiously and thinks Black Sabbath is the best thing since sliced bread.
Carl the Metalhead: Listens to what he likes and isn’t an elitist asshair to others.
Updog
A dog superhero whose superpower is trolling people with henways. Oh, and he tackles criminals like Joe and Candice I suppose.
Guy: How are you gonna rob me with Updog behind you?
Robber: What's updog?
Updog: Nothing much, what's up with you, dog?
Robber: crap
Robber: What's updog?
Updog: Nothing much, what's up with you, dog?
Robber: crap
Floor Turd
A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.
Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.
Floor Turd by E hates Q September 12, 2021
Son of a bitch
1. A common "yo mama" insult. Obviously, it implies that one's mother is a bitch. Either definition (be it "female dog" or "POS woman") is equally insulting in the context of this phrase.
2. General expletive. Can be used as a more profane version of "God damn it!".
2. General expletive. Can be used as a more profane version of "God damn it!".
1:
Douchebag: Heyo I stole $1000 from your bank account lol
Bob: YOU SON OF A BITCH! ONLY A MAN WHOSE FATHER FUCKS DOGS WOULD DO SUCH A THING!
Douchebag: And I thought I was a douche.
2:
Alice: When the plane started tumbling into the bay, all I could utter was "SON OF A BITCH!" before waking up on a coast guard helicopter. That's still my best B-bomb that I've used.
Douchebag: Heyo I stole $1000 from your bank account lol
Bob: YOU SON OF A BITCH! ONLY A MAN WHOSE FATHER FUCKS DOGS WOULD DO SUCH A THING!
Douchebag: And I thought I was a douche.
2:
Alice: When the plane started tumbling into the bay, all I could utter was "SON OF A BITCH!" before waking up on a coast guard helicopter. That's still my best B-bomb that I've used.
Son of a bitch by E hates Q September 9, 2021
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Tom Scott screamed "Aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj!" upon realizing that, through him saying "Xnopyt" he banished himself to his home dimension.
aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj by E hates Q August 30, 2021
Suburban hell
Suburbs extending out for an absurd distance from a city center. To be truly hell, these suburbs have to have absolutely no mixed use developments. Extra points if there's a sea of parking lots outside all stores.
Suburban hell is either car focused (growing because of middle-class, mostly white families seeing the city centre as "rough") or the result of high-capacity transit (i.e metro systems) going too far out of an urban centre. The latter example tends to devolve into the former.
Examples of cities that are surrounded by suburban hell:
London (It's not just an American problem)
Phoenix (A bunch of suburbs disguised as a city)
New York City (Especially in Long Island and New Jersey)
Los Angeles (Hope you like highways)
Shanghai (to an absurd degree)
These areas tend to have lots of homeowners. Said homeowners have also probably bought all the residential properties in downtown as an investment so nobody can actually live there. They also are the proud owners of large SUVs if only to compensate for something.
Suburban hell is either car focused (growing because of middle-class, mostly white families seeing the city centre as "rough") or the result of high-capacity transit (i.e metro systems) going too far out of an urban centre. The latter example tends to devolve into the former.
Examples of cities that are surrounded by suburban hell:
London (It's not just an American problem)
Phoenix (A bunch of suburbs disguised as a city)
New York City (Especially in Long Island and New Jersey)
Los Angeles (Hope you like highways)
Shanghai (to an absurd degree)
These areas tend to have lots of homeowners. Said homeowners have also probably bought all the residential properties in downtown as an investment so nobody can actually live there. They also are the proud owners of large SUVs if only to compensate for something.
Bob: Are we out of London yet?
Mike: Not even close. There's umpteen thousand miles of suburban hell to get through.
Mike: Not even close. There's umpteen thousand miles of suburban hell to get through.
Suburban hell by E hates Q August 23, 2021