E 's definitions

Carrotopophobia

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.

Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."

by E October 19, 2006

Mayleigh

The cute girl at school who you think likes you but you don't know for sure and then when you try to find the truth you start to like her back.

Kid: Bro Mayleigh likes you
You: Are you sure?

by E December 17, 2018

conjunctioner

An rare and extremely elite sorcerer that has spent most of his/her life practicing the occult arts and has become bestowed and gifted beyond that of all other magicians and sorcerers. These few are so skilled and powerful that they can create/destroy entire galaxies and cause inner stellar cataclisms of epic proportions. Their magical powers are limitless as they are like Gods. They have walked The Thousand Moons and have drank from The Black River of The Mother Godess.

"The conjuctioner exploded a star to show skeptics his unbound might!"

by E April 5, 2005

waffling

To have sex with a girl doggie style, with one side of her face on the ground, while you step on her face.

When I waffled her, I made sure she switched to the other side of her face so to be sure she got stepped on equally on both sides.

by E August 21, 2004

Reinna

"reina" means Queen in spanish...
someone with utter beauty...beautiful voice...everyone sees her and knows her...an unspoken balance between her and this guy...it isn't fair for him to stare at receivers to receive her...she's everything he wants yet...shes so unattainable by him...

im in love with a Reinna, yet she's so high that i can't have her...

by E April 1, 2005

wheel whipper

A harsh and aggressive driver of a motor vehicle that tailgates another driver until such a time as they see the other lane opened and swiftly jerk the steering wheel to manuever their vehicle around the vehicle that they were tailgating. Also applies to drivers who zip in and out of traffic using the afore mentioned method.

"Look at that wheel whipper! What a rude piece of shit idiot!

by E April 5, 2005

Cthulhu

He who lies dead but dreaming. He who lies waiting under the waters, ever seeking entrance into the world of the living, so The Ancient Ones may rule the Earth once more.

"That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die."-H.P. Lovecraft

by E April 5, 2005