Skank Ass

A Really Filthy Ho

I would advise not going near that skank ass

by E March 16, 2003

Carrotopophobia

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.

Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."

by E October 19, 2006

ripped

the status of music files when digitally copied from a CD or other medium.

Joe ripped his CDs as mp3s.

or

These mp3s are ripped music tracks.

by E September 16, 2003

God fucker

Christians and people who base their beliefs on the Bible.

All of you Christians are God fuckers. I cannot wait to go to hell!

by E April 16, 2005

Geyer's theory

Function: Noun
Etymology: Hectorian
Definition: A scientific term coined by the scientist Kyle Geyer.
The theory states that, in all circumstances related to earth,
1."3+chair=house"
2."house-chair=3"
3."house-3=chair"

"No, According to Geyer's theory, you're equation fails to address a number of variables!"

by E May 13, 2005

filiyuki

A Filipino person's bitch; one who has been "whipped" by a Filipino person.

"I really want a filiyuki right now!"

by E August 20, 2003

punani

1) Hawaiian word for an unhygenic (stanky) female
2) a sacred word used to warn other men of your mistakes

make your best godzilla face, point your arm, and scream "PUUUUUU-NAAAAAA-NIIIIII!!!"

by E March 15, 2005