86 definitions by E

macintosh

an amazing alternative to windows, which uses color and design (GUI, actual exterior) to make the computor experience exciting

iMac, iPod, iBook, CUBE!

by E March 28, 2004

rift opener

A very skilled magician/sorcerer. These people are very rare, but not nearly as rare as those who have become a conjunctioner. Rift openers are powerful enough to be able to open a rift in time and freely travel between any galaxy within outer space and any spacial body therein. They are also able to open rifts between worlds so as to allow Ancient Ones, Elder Gods, and creatures of hellish strength and proportion to enter our world.

The rift opener has no power compared to the conjunctioner.

by E April 6, 2005

on the real

something that is real and truthful

by E August 20, 2003

headdesk

the act of banging one's head on a desk repeatedly.

that was lame. *headdesk*

by E February 6, 2005

kick the can

to die; to terminate

That old man kicked the the can in prison last week.

by E February 16, 2005

good fella

A guy you can trust, and who is fun to be around.

your gonna like this guy hes a good fella

by E December 30, 2003

Margaret Thatcher

Worst thing ever to happen to the country. Drove the economy, job market and country into the ground, repeatedly, at speed.

Living (well, sort of) proof that the Torys are evil beyond belief.

Margret Thatcher and Nigel Lawson clusterfucked England until it bled.

by E March 29, 2005