by E January 24, 2005
An insult stating that the insultee is the resulting female offspring of male who was a bastard child. The opposite of son of a bitch.
by E April 07, 2005
by e November 29, 2003
The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.
Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."
Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."
Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."
by E October 19, 2006
by E March 31, 2005
by E September 17, 2019
A comedy website that was funny about 6 years ago. Has grown into a sprawling mess of arrogance, petulence and tired pseudo-irony. Still has the occasional gem but more often than not misses the mark with its rambling 'comedy' diatribes and just plain depressing forums.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.
by e February 08, 2005