Dysfunction 's definitions

D-runk

The stage between drunk and plastered in which a person has become fully intoxicated but still has enough mental capacity to get his/her pants down before taking a leak.

- I got drunk last night
- You were past that. You were d-runk.

by dysfunction December 10, 2004

nut stain

A stain of Semen/sperm/jizz/cum.

"He had nut stains all over his pants"

by Dysfunction September 6, 2003

quit

to stop smoking or doing drugs.

Dumb Stoner: "w4nn4 g0 sm0k3 s0m3 1337 w33d?!"

Person who quit: "eat a dick dumb putz"

Stoner: "WTF H4X OMG@!!! I'm getting arrested! WTF!!!"

by Dysfunction September 14, 2003

Ends

Money. What we all live and die for.

"Ends. Some people would rob they mother for the ends.
Rats snitch on one another for the ends.
Sometimes kids get murdered, for the ends.
So before we go any further I want my ends." - Everlast "Ends".

"So he falls off track, starts smoking the crack. And once it hits his brain it starts to chain react."

by Dysfunction January 18, 2004

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

Best damn fuckin movie ever. there is a good quality version on Kazaa right now! Fucking awesome movie starring Johnny Depp.

I'm a doctor of journalism man.

by Dysfunction September 23, 2003

thank you

To be gratefull for something.

Thanks for a good fuck.

by Dysfunction September 7, 2003

Americas Army

Awesome free game made by the United States army. The new version (Special Forces) comes out October 31st! :)

www.americasarmy.com

by Dysfunction September 28, 2003