dysfunction's definitions

D-runk

The stage between drunk and plastered in which a person has become fully intoxicated but still has enough mental capacity to get his/her pants down before taking a leak.

- I got drunk last night
- You were past that. You were d-runk.

by dysfunction December 10, 2004

nut stain

A stain of Semen/sperm/jizz/cum.

"He had nut stains all over his pants"

by Dysfunction September 6, 2003

Ends

Money. What we all live and die for.

"Ends. Some people would rob they mother for the ends.
Rats snitch on one another for the ends.
Sometimes kids get murdered, for the ends.
So before we go any further I want my ends." - Everlast "Ends".

"So he falls off track, starts smoking the crack. And once it hits his brain it starts to chain react."

by Dysfunction January 18, 2004

US Government

America is good and all but the government is fucked up. But America's Army is the best part of it :)

America's Army should overthrow America's Government.

by Dysfunction October 26, 2003

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

Best damn fuckin movie ever. there is a good quality version on Kazaa right now! Fucking awesome movie starring Johnny Depp.

I'm a doctor of journalism man.

by Dysfunction September 23, 2003

Americas Army

Awesome free game made by the United States army. The new version (Special Forces) comes out October 31st! :)

www.americasarmy.com

by Dysfunction September 28, 2003

thank you

To be gratefull for something.

Thanks for a good fuck.

by Dysfunction September 7, 2003