Definitions by Dylan

weevil 

Any of numerous beetles that characteristically have a downward-curving snout and are destructive to nuts, fruits, stems, and roots.

Damn weevils in my apple!

weevil by Dylan January 10, 2005

purple headed turkey neck 

Slang for the Penis.

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!

purple headed turkey neck by Dylan January 10, 2005

Asalaamu Aleikum

Arabic for "Peace be upon you"

So I hear you are leaving for a long journey...Asalaamu Aleikum

Asalaamu Aleikum by Dylan January 7, 2005

Mayhaps 

A combination of Maybe and Perhaps. Used when is extremely unsure. Please see refrence to maybe and perhaps for more info on the combination.

Joe: When are you gonna do it?
Sally: Mayhaps tomorrow.
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Mayhaps by Dylan December 27, 2004

stupid fly 

A woman that is so striking you're dumbfounded in her presence. So fly that you are stupified.

The girl in my Bio class is stupid fly

stupid fly by Dylan December 22, 2004

D-line 

The second suavest man EVER and the sexiest bass player

"damn look a D-line shread that bass"

D-line by Dylan November 24, 2004

Smock 

Smock: another word for smoke, or cigg. Most often used when in the vacinity of other smokers, or smockers.

Hey man, care if I bum a smock.
Wanna chief a smock?

Smock by dylan November 2, 2004