Dutch's definitions

wangstick

A penis; similar to 50 cent's "magic stick".
P.S. - fuck you urban dictionary I've written 10 excellent entries and none are showing up on your gay site.

I saw this porno last week and a guy pulled his wangstick outta this chick and gave her a pink sock!

by Dutch May 3, 2003

99 bananas

Curious tasting alcohol distributed by Schnapps. 99 proof (49.5% alcoholic content per volume...or whatever). Not reccomended to drink any more than a 99 cents bottle you get at the liquor store counter. After finishing your mini-bottle, have some Malibu and Kool-Aid and just chill.

99 bananas tastes like a fuckin' banana, man.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

skating

Can refer to the acts of: skateboarding, rollerblading, ice skating, etc.

John Emig got a slurpee thrown at him while skating.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

quiniela

Where a handicapper picks the first two horses that will finish a race, but doesn't guess the order.

I was goin for the perfecta but then said "nah, quiniela-time baby!"

by Dutch May 3, 2003

jupiter

(Historically accurate): Name of a negro slave from the Civil-War time period of American History.

Racist Slaveowner: Jupiter get your ass over here before I whoop ya'!
Other Racist: Why'd y'all name your negro Jupiter?
Racist Slaveowner: It's powerful sound and reference to Roman god of all gods, also revered as Jove, instills some pride in me when I call his name.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

Oknod

A member of the Indian or Pakistani caste system..I mean culture.

That fuckin' 7-11 Oknod is so cheap he kiked out on giving me my 2 cents change.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

spittle

your house or place of residence

yo shorty just called the spittle

by dutch October 9, 2003