Definitions by Dutch

trifecta 

When a handicapper can pick, in order, the three horses that will win the first 3 places in a race.

I made so much money off of that trifecta I pulled off at Belmont yesterday.

trifecta by Dutch May 3, 2003

handicapper 

Smart person that can figure out which horse will win a race.

That guy Dutch is a major handicapper. He makes dough like no one's business.

handicapper by Dutch May 3, 2003

quiniela 

Where a handicapper picks the first two horses that will finish a race, but doesn't guess the order.

I was goin for the perfecta but then said "nah, quiniela-time baby!"

quiniela by Dutch May 3, 2003

skating 

Can refer to the acts of: skateboarding, rollerblading, ice skating, etc.

John Emig got a slurpee thrown at him while skating.

skating by Dutch May 3, 2003

IUCK FRAQ 

A word coined by yours truly. Was meant to become a sign I would hold at a pro-war rally. Switch the I and F and the result is "FUCK IRAQ."

Your IUCK FRAQ sign is bitchin', man.

IUCK FRAQ by Dutch May 3, 2003

Oknod 

A member of the Indian or Pakistani caste system..I mean culture.

That fuckin' 7-11 Oknod is so cheap he kiked out on giving me my 2 cents change.

Oknod by Dutch May 2, 2003

jupiter 

(Historically accurate): Name of a negro slave from the Civil-War time period of American History.

Racist Slaveowner: Jupiter get your ass over here before I whoop ya'!
Other Racist: Why'd y'all name your negro Jupiter?
Racist Slaveowner: It's powerful sound and reference to Roman god of all gods, also revered as Jove, instills some pride in me when I call his name.

jupiter by Dutch May 2, 2003