Definitions by Dutch

quiniela 

Where a handicapper picks the first two horses that will finish a race, but doesn't guess the order.

I was goin for the perfecta but then said "nah, quiniela-time baby!"

quiniela by Dutch May 3, 2003

99 bananas 

Curious tasting alcohol distributed by Schnapps. 99 proof (49.5% alcoholic content per volume...or whatever). Not reccomended to drink any more than a 99 cents bottle you get at the liquor store counter. After finishing your mini-bottle, have some Malibu and Kool-Aid and just chill.

99 bananas tastes like a fuckin' banana, man.

99 bananas by Dutch May 3, 2003

skating 

Can refer to the acts of: skateboarding, rollerblading, ice skating, etc.

John Emig got a slurpee thrown at him while skating.

skating by Dutch May 3, 2003

IUCK FRAQ 

A word coined by yours truly. Was meant to become a sign I would hold at a pro-war rally. Switch the I and F and the result is "FUCK IRAQ."

Your IUCK FRAQ sign is bitchin', man.

IUCK FRAQ by Dutch May 3, 2003

chin2.mpeg 

Chin2.mpeg has changed the lives of many. Friends of mine have been enlightened after I exposed them to the chin2 fella's. It is a great video of two asian young men (could possibly be in the early phases of being gaysians) singing and dancing to a popular asian song called "Jung Hwa Ban Jum." It's about a chinese restaurant but its in Korean or something. Search google to download it, you will not regret it!

I showed Cait chin2.mpeg and she appreciated the fact it comprised of two half-naked, young Korean boys making asses out of themselves.

chin2.mpeg by Dutch May 3, 2003

Oknod 

A member of the Indian or Pakistani caste system..I mean culture.

That fuckin' 7-11 Oknod is so cheap he kiked out on giving me my 2 cents change.

Oknod by Dutch May 2, 2003

SAT 

A waste of time test that instills fear and panic in many worthless teenagers. Those who give a shit not about this quizzical test are the ones to look out for, they should be boned frequently.

Fuck the SATs I just wanna grow up and be a travel bum anyway.

SAT by Dutch May 2, 2003