Dusty's Baby Powder's definitions
its an abdominal exercise created and done by Ben Cranston. Done by standing someone on your chest and then doing a situp so they crunch against you.
Ben: Boy, this Cranston Crunch is a real ab killer!
Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.
Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.
Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.
Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.
Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.
Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.
Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.
Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010
Get the Cranston Crunchmug. The condition of having used coco butter and honey lotion. Often given in the form of a massage or beauty treatment. This is most notably seen in Opal Crankshaft, but has also been seen in others, such as her husband, Earl.
Opal: Just look at your hands. They're like a snake.
Earl: Yeah, maybe I need to be honeyhanded.
Opal: Yeah, you should try that lotion we always use. It has honey in it.
Earl: Well, I didn't like it at first. But maybe I should try it again.
Opal: Here, sweetie, I'll honey your hands for you!
Earl: Yeah, maybe I need to be honeyhanded.
Opal: Yeah, you should try that lotion we always use. It has honey in it.
Earl: Well, I didn't like it at first. But maybe I should try it again.
Opal: Here, sweetie, I'll honey your hands for you!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 29, 2010
Get the Honeyhandedmug. A granpa who is as big as a grizzly bear or some other big animal. Often used grankids of former lumberjacks. Especially between Nicholas Riker and Ben Cranston.
Nick: This is kinda crazy. You're like a big grizzly bear!
Ben: You're right. After all, I am your Grizzly Granpa!
Nick: Am I a grizzly bear cub?
Ben: You sure are!
Ben: You're right. After all, I am your Grizzly Granpa!
Nick: Am I a grizzly bear cub?
Ben: You sure are!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 7, 2010
Get the Grizzly Granpamug. A baryonyx-like dinosaur which has Ed Crankshaft's head is almost always seen in a Toledo Mudhens uniform: cleat sneakers, red cap, and all. Often works as a coach or teacher of younger dinosaurs. Kid dinosaurs look up to the Edonyx almost as if he were their grandad. When you see him don't run away because a former dinoball player is coming your way!
Edonyx: Hello, class. I'll be your dinosaur school teacher this year. I'm the Edonyx, and I eat Cream of Crankshaft.
Nelsonasaurus: Well, I'm the Nelsonasaurus, and this here is my grandma, the Opalsaurus Rex. What are we going to learn today, Mr. Edonyx?
Edonyx: I'm going to teach you how to build a bonfire. My friend, Mr. Keesterman, was kind enough to lend us some of his mailbox posts. Now, all we do is pack ferns and dry brush all around the wood or anything else that will burn. You make it high enough so that the flames will reach high into the air. Its easy to build a bonfire! I bet all the other dinosaur grandparents will like it. I brought some marshmellows for us to eat later.
Nelsonasaurus: Sweet! Would you play dinoball with us later?
Edonyx: Sure, I used to play dinoball for the Toledo Troodons. Sweet! Wounding teeth, heavy claws - a ball could never pass our jaws.
Nelsonasaurus: Good one! I'm really glad this is dinosaur school. I love it!
Edonyx: I knew you would. Hey, lets go get some warm up stretches going. This bonfire must have tuckered you out. If you're gonna play dinoball you're going to need limber claws.
O-Rex: Ok, sweeties. I'll see you on the field. I'll bring that cocoa butter and honey lotion you both like. You don't want dry scales!
Edonyx: Nice! This is going to be sweet! The heavy claw and the wounding tooth - we're Toledo Troodons and that's the truth!!!
Nelsonasaurus: Well, I'm the Nelsonasaurus, and this here is my grandma, the Opalsaurus Rex. What are we going to learn today, Mr. Edonyx?
Edonyx: I'm going to teach you how to build a bonfire. My friend, Mr. Keesterman, was kind enough to lend us some of his mailbox posts. Now, all we do is pack ferns and dry brush all around the wood or anything else that will burn. You make it high enough so that the flames will reach high into the air. Its easy to build a bonfire! I bet all the other dinosaur grandparents will like it. I brought some marshmellows for us to eat later.
Nelsonasaurus: Sweet! Would you play dinoball with us later?
Edonyx: Sure, I used to play dinoball for the Toledo Troodons. Sweet! Wounding teeth, heavy claws - a ball could never pass our jaws.
Nelsonasaurus: Good one! I'm really glad this is dinosaur school. I love it!
Edonyx: I knew you would. Hey, lets go get some warm up stretches going. This bonfire must have tuckered you out. If you're gonna play dinoball you're going to need limber claws.
O-Rex: Ok, sweeties. I'll see you on the field. I'll bring that cocoa butter and honey lotion you both like. You don't want dry scales!
Edonyx: Nice! This is going to be sweet! The heavy claw and the wounding tooth - we're Toledo Troodons and that's the truth!!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder April 22, 2011
Get the Edonyxmug. A workout program done by Opal Crankshaft and Emily Hanson. When they do this you can often find them sitting and talking to each other. Its not uncommon Emily responding with something witty to something Opal says. Its a great conversation piece as well as a workout.
Opal: What am I gonna get Earl for Christmas next year?
Emily: An Opalrobics DVD?
Opal: (shocked) What in the world would he want with that? Emily Hanson what are you talking about?
Emily: Opalrobics, you know. You, teaching aerobics?
Opal: I get it! Opal plus aerobics! Nice!!
Emily: Its gonna be a hit. Old women everywhere could do it!
(All of a sudden Beatrice Middleton charges into the room)
Beatrice: Hey Hanson. I heard that! You're gonna get it now. I'm gonna work you. We're gonna do this like a Gunny Granny! TEN HUT! MOVE IT NOW!
Opal: (laughing) Beatrice, why do you do that?
Beatrice: Just to scare you and make your heart work better. Its Opalrobics after all!
Emily: An Opalrobics DVD?
Opal: (shocked) What in the world would he want with that? Emily Hanson what are you talking about?
Emily: Opalrobics, you know. You, teaching aerobics?
Opal: I get it! Opal plus aerobics! Nice!!
Emily: Its gonna be a hit. Old women everywhere could do it!
(All of a sudden Beatrice Middleton charges into the room)
Beatrice: Hey Hanson. I heard that! You're gonna get it now. I'm gonna work you. We're gonna do this like a Gunny Granny! TEN HUT! MOVE IT NOW!
Opal: (laughing) Beatrice, why do you do that?
Beatrice: Just to scare you and make your heart work better. Its Opalrobics after all!
by Dusty's Baby Powder April 2, 2011
Get the Opalrobicsmug. The act of drinking hot chocolate mixed with honey. The idea behind this is that the hot cocoa plus the warm honey heats up the body. This is done by Opal Crankshaft in the winter when she's cold. And she also does it to her ex-husband, Earl.
Opal: Hey sweetie, I feel like some coco. You want to get honeybodied?
Ed: What are you talking about? I've never heard of that.
Opal: Well, it works this way: (mixing the coco with the honey) see, they're both hot and the heat warms up the body.
Ralph M.: Hey Ed, what's going on? What's that drink?
Ed: You want some? We're getting honeybodied here.
Ralph D.: Count me in, too. I'm so cold and stiff from that workout I had today. June nearly drove me crazy!
Opal: Well, here y'all. Have some of this stuff. Its guaranteed; you'll be honeybodied in no time!
Ed: What are you talking about? I've never heard of that.
Opal: Well, it works this way: (mixing the coco with the honey) see, they're both hot and the heat warms up the body.
Ralph M.: Hey Ed, what's going on? What's that drink?
Ed: You want some? We're getting honeybodied here.
Ralph D.: Count me in, too. I'm so cold and stiff from that workout I had today. June nearly drove me crazy!
Opal: Well, here y'all. Have some of this stuff. Its guaranteed; you'll be honeybodied in no time!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 16, 2011
Get the Honeybodiedmug. A rough intense foot massage mostly given by Opal Crankshaft. Mostly given in a bucket of water with cocoa butter and honey lotion added to it. Opal often does this to her ex-husband, Earl, when he won't play footsie with her.
Opal: Hey Earl, you want a tootsie tickler?
Earl: What do you mean? When we used to play footsie?
Opal: Sure. Remember that strip where we tried to play footsie but you didn't want to?
Earl: Yeah, you really took it to me then.
Ann: Oh, massaging the ashi I see.
Opal: Hey, do you want one too?
Ann: Hai!
Earl: What do you mean? When we used to play footsie?
Opal: Sure. Remember that strip where we tried to play footsie but you didn't want to?
Earl: Yeah, you really took it to me then.
Ann: Oh, massaging the ashi I see.
Opal: Hey, do you want one too?
Ann: Hai!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 13, 2010
Get the Tootsie Ticklermug.