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Definitions by Dusty's Baby Powder

JogMaster 

The brand of treadmill most notably used by Ralph Drabble.
June: "Hey Ralph, wanna run on the JogMaster with me?"

Ralph: "Sure, let's hustle!"

June: "Whatever you do don't let me bother you!"

Ralph: "This is great it's really burning me!!"
JogMaster by Dusty's Baby Powder September 9, 2010

Rocky Ralph 

It's an alcoholic drink made with Rocky Road ice cream and Bailey's Irish Cream.
Ralph: "Hey, you thirsty? How 'bout a Rocky Ralph?"

Bryant: "Love one! Had a tough day."

Ralph: "I'm sorry. I know you love this."

Bryant: "Thanks. Better double up on the Bailey's; it was a really tough day!"

R+B slainte
Rocky Ralph by Dusty's Baby Powder September 9, 2010

Drabbleball 

A mix of racquetball and tennis, most notably played by Ralph Drabble.
Ralph: "Hey, Ed! Up for a game of Drabbleball?"

Ed: "Why not? We'll use Bryant's old Crankshaft ball."

Ralph: "The ball needs to be softer. You don't want one of my Drabbleball shots bouncing off your head with a baseball!"

Beatrice: "Drabbleball my foot! What on earth are you talking about?"

Ed: "It's a mix of racquetball and tennis. You'll love it!"n
Drabbleball by Dusty's Baby Powder September 3, 2010
A combination of the words "occupied" and "constipated". Most often used when tied up on the toilet.
Opal: "Ed, you've got a phone call. Get out of the bathroom!"

Ed: "I'm occupated, I'll call them back"

Opal: "Ed, get out here this instant!"

Ed: "Did you not hear me, I'm occupated, this could take a while!"
Occupated by Dusty's Baby Powder August 31, 2010
A martial art most often practiced by older women. Most often uses a cane as a weapon. A lot of loose skin and canes flying.
Beatirce Middleton had to employ Cane Fu when the neighbor's dog got surly.
Cane Fu by Dusty's Baby Powder August 19, 2010

STRAWBERRY NAP 

ED AND I TAKE A STRAWBERRY NAP EVERY DAY

GEEZERBOP 

A DANEC FOR OLD PEOPLE MOST OFTEN MEN
ED AND RALPH WENT TO A GEEZERBOP LAST NIGHT