Dustin's definitions

Fartation

When you are about to shit, but when you get to the crapper it goes away.

- I thought you had to shit.
- I did too, it was just a fartation.

by Dustin December 12, 2004

nutsack

1. important piece of male genitals that holds and protects the inner testes
2. a stupid fucker who does or says dumb shit and will not stop

1. Mother, once you are through with dinner, will you please wash my nutsack?
2. Mother, that kid Timmy is a frickin' nutsack.

by dustin January 13, 2004

meco

man juice, cum, jizz, nut mustard

I spalttered her face with meco.

by Dustin September 19, 2003

oklahoma

A state that is actually not as bad as people think. Tulsa and OKC are a good size for a city with being too big like houston. The only thing country about most of the peopleis the attitude, and that is regarding to being friendly and waving to people(although as with everywhere some people are just dicks). Also the home state of the flaming lips.

"Man oklahoma gets a lot of good music,(especially at the stillwater bars{mike's college bar never let's down with their musical acts}).
"Yeah, except for that black eye Hanson put on it.

by Dustin April 3, 2005

spaztastic

the condition of being so spectacular it induces spazing

You're marrying a playboy model dad? That's spaztastic!

by Dustin January 20, 2004

Penis

"hotdog"

My how this penis tastes good with katsup.

by Dustin November 5, 2002

goldbricker

Someone who cheats at completing a task, duty, or job.

To cheat; swindle.

"Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker." -Walter Sobchack, from The Big Lebowski (1998)

by Dustin December 2, 2003