vj

v. see also VJ'd (past)
1. To accidentally ejaculate into your own eye
2. To accidentally ejaculate into your partner's eye
1. Oh man, that would have been so much better if I didn't VJ at the end
2. He's not that bad in bed, but at the end, he VJ'd me!
by Dustin May 01, 2005
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nutsack

1. important piece of male genitals that holds and protects the inner testes
2. a stupid fucker who does or says dumb shit and will not stop
1. Mother, once you are through with dinner, will you please wash my nutsack?
2. Mother, that kid Timmy is a frickin' nutsack.
by dustin January 13, 2004
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palotes

I kicked that punk in the palotes!
by Dustin November 17, 2003
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dumb physicist

A person atempting to be a physicist but can't cut it.
For further examples see; engineer
by Dustin February 02, 2005
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blogorrhea

To write a blog entry just for the sake of posting an entry, not because you have done anything interesting today.
I couldn't really think of anthing good to blog about, so my last post was real blogorrhea.
by Dustin February 20, 2005
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bang

by dustin October 09, 2003
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brake check

While driving, hitting your brakes really hard to scare the crap out of the jerk driving two inches from your rear bumper.

Checking to make sure they have enough time to brake without rear-ending you (pissing them off).
This guy is driving way too close to my rear bumper, time to brake check him.
by Dustin December 03, 2003
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