Dunky Oggins's definitions

bollock yoghurt

Seminal fluid, semen.

"I'm feeling hungry" said June.
"Have some bollock yoghurt then" said Alec, whipping out his weenus in a flash.

by Dunky Oggins December 12, 2003

bog paper

toilet tissue

i got so excited watching Peggy hanging her knickers on the line it took half a roll of bog paper to mop up the stain i made on the carpet.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

cunny-haunted

A male obsessed with sex.

Poor Trevor's suffering from horn colic again, he's cunny-haunted.

by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004

bit of the other

British Sexual intercourse

I fancy a bit of the other with Kylie.

by Dunky Oggins October 17, 2003

Irish shave

pertaining to defecation

i better go take an Irish shave, that curry i had last night seems to have worked its way through.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

vatican roulette

Sex without contraception.

Charles was very stressed: he had had some vatican roulette with his new maid and now he was worried she might be up the duff.

by Dunky Oggins January 6, 2004

blood sports

Cunnilinctus performed on a menstruating woman

"Phillip, now that fox hunting is illegal, let's stay in this afternoon for some blood sports" said Elizabeth with a twinkle in her eye.

by Dunky Oggins December 10, 2003