when the red is over the pink, go for the brown

When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.

Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.

by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003

Greek sauna

Placing one's partner's head under the duvet after one has broken wind.

"Phillip, you do love to give a Greek sauna don't you" said a gagging Elizabeth.

by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003

full house

being infected with both syphilis and gonorrhoea.

i wish i hadn't fucked thunderthighs, she gave me a full house.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

jam supper

performing cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman. (see also fish supper, diving into the red sea, rainbow necker).

Alec promised June a jam supper, but only if she took out her fanny haddock first.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

docker's omelette

a lump of phlegm.

"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

bacon bazooka

penis

I stuck my bacon bazooka into her bearded oyster and we did some horizontal jogging.

by Dunky Oggins November 01, 2003

horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

by Dunky Oggins October 18, 2003