105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

diarrhoea of such severity that it burns the anus.
that bloody cup of tea i had at the snooker club gave me a terrible ringburner.
by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003
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June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.
by Dunky Oggins November 09, 2003
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It came as a great shock to me when i discovered that Charles was a peanut-packer.
by Dunky Oggins November 08, 2003
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to be suffering from a priapism, that is a continuous erection of the penis. This ailment is both painful and socially embarrassing.
Trevor was disappointed: he had to miss several West Ham matches because of chronic penile dementia.
by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003
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To be infected with gonorrhoea, so named by the pain the disease causes when urinating.
Cherie was very upset: she was not able to have a bit of giblet pie for several weeks because Tony had been pissing broken glass.
by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003
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Trying to move disinfectant tablets along a urinal trough using one's stream of urine.
Kevin had spent ages in the toilet at the snooker club.
"You bin playing piss polo again" said an exasperated John.
"Nah, I've bin black-'n'-deckering" replied Kevin with a smug grin.
by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004
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A small sex toy (vibrator) used by women.
Thatcher faced public derision when she dropped her handbag during the Remembrance Day service and out fell her pocket pleaser.
by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003
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