"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.
by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003
Kevin ended up with a black eye when he was caught ogling a girl's prize faggots at the snooker club and her boyfriend gave him a bunch of fives.
by Dunky Oggins December 07, 2003
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by Dunky Oggins October 24, 2003
Bernadette was very happy: her new boyfriend had promised to go diving into the red sea once Eastenders had finished.
by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003
Kevin was very excited: Britney had just asked him to show her his Christmas crackers. Two minutes, and a slap round the face later, he was so disappointed when he realised the pop-babe had no knowledge of British rhyming slang!
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.
by Dunky Oggins December 25, 2003