Definitions by Dunky Oggins

clithopper 

A promiscuous lesbian.

Kevin was very disappointed: Peggy had turned down his offer of a date.
"You wombat!" exclaimed John, "Everyone knows she's a clithopper."

clithopper by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004

cunny-haunted 

A male obsessed with sex.

Poor Trevor's suffering from horn colic again, he's cunny-haunted.

cunny-haunted by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004

get some cold comfort 

To have sexual relations with a corpse.

Poor old Alec, he got sacked from his new job at the undertakers when the boss caught him getting some cold comfort.

get some cold comfort by Dunky Oggins January 9, 2004

vatican roulette

Sex without contraception.

Charles was very stressed: he had had some vatican roulette with his new maid and now he was worried she might be up the duff.

vatican roulette by Dunky Oggins January 6, 2004

rubberneck 

To self-fellate.

Kevin and Stephen stood in admiration, but not total surprise, when they caught Colin rubbernecking.

rubberneck by Dunky Oggins January 2, 2004

French fuck 

To masturbate by placing one's penis between a woman's breasts.

Definition of clinical insanity: when you would prefer to be submitting entries to the Urban Dictionary rather than having a French fuck with Britney.

French fuck by Dunky Oggins January 2, 2004

cherry blossom kiss 

Cunnilinctus performed on a menstruating woman.

IDS was a real gentleman: even though Widdecombe was riding the cotton pony she was in need of a little loving, so he kindly gave her a cherry blossom kiss.

cherry blossom kiss by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003