docker's omelette

a lump of phlegm.

"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

prize faggots

Large breasts on a woman

Kevin ended up with a black eye when he was caught ogling a girl's prize faggots at the snooker club and her boyfriend gave him a bunch of fives.

by Dunky Oggins December 07, 2003

bacon bazooka

penis

I stuck my bacon bazooka into her bearded oyster and we did some horizontal jogging.

by Dunky Oggins November 01, 2003

horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

by Dunky Oggins October 18, 2003

dilberry

excrement clinging to the hairs around the anus

I had to use a wet flannel to get rid of that damn dilberry.

by Dunky Oggins October 24, 2003

diving into the red sea

to perform cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

Bernadette was very happy: her new boyfriend had promised to go diving into the red sea once Eastenders had finished.

by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003

Christmas crackers

The testicles (from rhyming slang, Christmas crackers = knackers).

Kevin was very excited: Britney had just asked him to show her his Christmas crackers. Two minutes, and a slap round the face later, he was so disappointed when he realised the pop-babe had no knowledge of British rhyming slang!
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.

by Dunky Oggins December 25, 2003