Dunky Oggins's definitions

hoggins [also 'oggins]

British Sexual pleasure.

Did you get your hoggins last night?

by Dunky Oggins October 17, 2003

farting around

wasting time doing something ineffective or worthless.

Look at Cole, farting around with the ball again.

by Dunky Oggins October 27, 2003

minge winker

a striptease artiste

Widdecombe gave up politics to become a minge winker.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

get some cold comfort

To have sexual relations with a corpse.

Poor old Alec, he got sacked from his new job at the undertakers when the boss caught him getting some cold comfort.

by Dunky Oggins January 9, 2004

callibisters

The testicles.

One's callibisters is what contains one's bollock yoghurt.

by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004

dumdum bullet

gay slang for a particularly large penis, so named because of the supposed damage it does to internal organs during anal intercourse.

I almost fainted when, with a wicked twinkle in his eye, Alec whipped out his dumdum bullet.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

mars bar

Excrement, or pertaining to defecation.

I'm just going to the toilet to do a mars bar.

by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003