callibisters

One's callibisters is what contains one's bollock yoghurt.

by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004

get some cold comfort

Poor old Alec, he got sacked from his new job at the undertakers when the boss caught him getting some cold comfort.

by Dunky Oggins January 09, 2004

gay slang for a particularly large penis, so named because of the supposed damage it does to internal organs during anal intercourse.

I almost fainted when, with a wicked twinkle in his eye, Alec whipped out his dumdum bullet.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

i better go take an Irish shave, that curry i had last night seems to have worked its way through.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

Charles was very stressed: he had had some vatican roulette with his new maid and now he was worried she might be up the duff.

by Dunky Oggins January 06, 2004

i got so excited watching Peggy hanging her knickers on the line it took half a roll of bog paper to mop up the stain i made on the carpet.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

"I'm feeling hungry" said June.
"Have some bollock yoghurt then" said Alec, whipping out his weenus in a flash.

by Dunky Oggins December 12, 2003