choke a darkie

to defecate

"Wait here a minute" said Enoch, "I'm just going to choke a darkie."

by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003

golden screw

Anal intercourse culminating in urination rather than ejaculation.

Charles sent his butler down to the garage to fetch some plastic sheeting.
"Dirty bugger," thought the butler, "He's gonna have a golden screw tonight."

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

Mexican lipstick

Smears of blood around the mouth of a person who has been performing cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

"Oh daddy, has someone given you a bunch of fives" said a distraught Charles.
"No, it's one's Mexican lipstick" replied Phillip smugly.

by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also dumdum bullet)

Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.

by Dunky Oggins November 28, 2003

technicolour yawn

the act of vomiting, or vomit

I did a technicolour yawn after that party on Saturday.

by Dunky Oggins October 25, 2003

jampot

1) the vagina
2) the anus (US Black slang)

"I most certainly fancy a jampot" sighed Jacko lustfully.
Editor's Note: it is uncertain whether this example pertains to definition 1 or definition 2.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

Irish toothache

an erection.

I saw Britney on Top of the Pops last night and i got a massive Irish toothache.

by Dunky Oggins November 03, 2003