magic button

the clitoris

Cherie was feeling very surly: Tony had had a long day in cabinet and was too tired to press her magic button.

by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003

choke a darkie

to defecate

"Wait here a minute" said Enoch, "I'm just going to choke a darkie."

by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003

fuckleberry hound

A dog used for sexual purposes by its owner.

"I think it was a mistake to get a pit bull terrier as a fuckleberry hound" said Dave, holding the bloody stump on his groin.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

fish supper

sex, especially as a conjugal right.

Alec told June to get upstairs straight away. After all that hard work gardening he fancied a fish supper.

by Dunky Oggins November 01, 2003

up the duff

To be pregnant.

It was very embarrssing for Kevin when he got Peggy up the duff, but it served him right for trying to save money by using a flak jacket.

by Dunky Oggins December 07, 2003

jelly jewellery

Ejaculated semen that covers the face and neck of one's partner.

"What shall i wear for the banquet tonight?" asked Elizabeth.
"How about one's jelly jewellery" replied Phillip, whipping out his bacon bazooka in a trice.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

jumble-giblets

The penis.

One uses one's jumble-giblets to give one's partner some giblet pie.

by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004