105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

mars bar

Excrement, or pertaining to defecation.

I'm just going to the toilet to do a mars bar.

by Dunky Oggins November 22, 2003

fawcetting

engaging in homosexual acts with one's servant.

"stay out of the bedroom for a while" said Elizabeth to Diana, "Charles is fawcetting again."

by Dunky Oggins November 8, 2003

spunk guzzler

a promiscuous woman.

June is a right spunk guzzler, 5 blokes gave her a roasting last night.

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

cherry blossom kiss

Cunnilinctus performed on a menstruating woman.

IDS was a real gentleman: even though Widdecombe was riding the cotton pony she was in need of a little loving, so he kindly gave her a cherry blossom kiss.

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2004

dunky

A condom. (see also funky dunky, spunky dunky).

I am too embarrassed to buy a dunky, i send my dad to get them for me. Unfortunately he always brings back the extra-large size and i can't get the buggers to fit.

by Dunky Oggins December 9, 2003

ringburner

diarrhoea of such severity that it burns the anus.

that bloody cup of tea i had at the snooker club gave me a terrible ringburner.

by Dunky Oggins November 14, 2003

funky dunky

A condom that is flavoured and/or brightly coloured.

Britney wouldn't let me fuck her coz i didn't have a funky dunky with me.

by Dunky Oggins December 7, 2003