Dunky Oggins's definitions

rainbow necker

A person who performs cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman. (see also rainbow kiss)

"Oh yes, my Phillip is a rainbow necker" said Elizabeth proudly.

by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003

gob toss

the act of fellatio

june gave me a gob toss while alec was playing with his garden gnomes.

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

weenus

An exceptionally small penis.

I used to think Jammy was right macho until i heard he had a weenus.

by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

rattle bollocks

The vagina

Kevin was very happy: he was just about to stick his bacon bazooka into Britney's rattle bollocks, but then he woke up and was disappointed to find it was just Peggy in bed with him.

by Dunky Oggins December 5, 2003

lay a pipeline

to defecate

i'm gonna go and lay a pipeline before my bag bursts.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

spunky dunky

A used condom.

John got really cross when he found a spunky dunky by the garages outside his towerblock. "I bet it's that peanut-packer ambulanceman" he seethed.

by Dunky Oggins December 8, 2003

riding the cotton pony

having a period; menstruating.

better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.

by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003