105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

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A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.
Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm?
A: She drops her kebab.
by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003
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Cherie was feeling very surly: Tony had had a long day in cabinet and was too tired to press her magic button.
by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003
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To be pregnant.
It was very embarrssing for Kevin when he got Peggy up the duff, but it served him right for trying to save money by using a flak jacket.
by Dunky Oggins December 07, 2003
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Charles was very stressed: he had had some vatican roulette with his new maid and now he was worried she might be up the duff.
by Dunky Oggins January 06, 2004
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When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.
Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.
by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003
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