Definitions by Dump truck

The friggin chicken

When your crazy uncle comes over for a birthday party and he gets absolutely hammered, goes into the bathroom and comes out wearing nothing but a chicken mask screaming that he's gonna git Dat ass while chasing your children around the house.

Uncle Wayne is coming over again.... Let's just let him do the friggin chicken again...... It's hilarious!

The friggin chicken by Dump truck January 24, 2017

Vagitarian 

One who solely eats pussy and doesn't have anything to do with cock. May be either male or female.

I'm obsessed with eating pussy, that makes me a vagitarian.

Vagitarian by Dump truck January 22, 2017

Shitter 

Dumbfuck who feels the need to put their name in the urban dictionary.

Unreal how many shitters there are in this world!

Shitter by Dump truck January 6, 2017

Nebraska No-No 

Sticking a corn cob halfway up your ass and running through the pig sty with your pants around your ankles.

No matter how bored I am, I would never do the Nebraska No-No.

Nebraska No-No by Dump truck January 6, 2017

Soak it in cider 

When any part of a male's body is injured, this is what can be done to make it all better........ See also "soak it inside her".

Damn, Bob just got kicked in the junk, he better soak it in cider.

Soak it in cider by Dump truck January 6, 2017

Cuddly bunny cumshot 

When males hold their erect penis with their thumb on top of the head and pointer finger just under the head and slowly and softly rubbing the most monster nutbust of their lives out all over everything in sight.

My girlfriend didn't believe in the cuddly bunny cumshot..... So I blew it in her eyes....and titties..... And clothes......

Cuddly bunny cumshot by Dump truck January 6, 2017

Low-mount handshake 

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

Low-mount handshake by Dump truck January 4, 2017