Duke of Earl's definitions

Swansea

Second city of the Principality of Wales. Commonly hated by all, even those living there. Home to the worst football team and rugby team in the world including iraq. No virgin Megastore.

Also the Winter Palace of the Duke of Earl

"Swansea is very crap"

by Duke of Earl January 28, 2005

Pontardawe

A rather small, pathetic village located in the Swansea vally, S. Wales. Lovingly refered to as Ponty by locals, although the real Ponty is, as we all know, Pontypridd, which is further west. The only good thing to highlight about this village is that I (rather thankfully) do not live there.

The focal point of this vilage is undoubtedly the chippie offering the best chips in the Swansea area.

"I'm going to Pontardwe to be bored"

by Duke of Earl January 28, 2005

Ponty

see also Pontardawe and Pontypridd

"i'm going to Ponty to be bored"

by Duke of Earl January 28, 2005

Head Boy

James Torrance, also known as Acting Head Teacher, a man of distinction, fountain of all knowledge and worthy information.

"We all admire James Torrance, Head Boy"

by duke of earl January 26, 2005

Maths

Most pointless load of shite someone ever took the time over to make up.

No good to you after you leave the exam room, generally find that maths teachers usually become obsessive after 5-10 years - who wouldn't?

one fact about life is that 2+2=anything but 4 since that would require the fouritems to b exactly the same, a more useful idea is that 2+2=5, a famous radiohead song.

two plus two always makes five

by Duke of Earl January 31, 2005

cwmgors

Babooshka babooshka babooshka yah yah yah!

"Babooshka Babooshka Babooshka yah yah yah!"

by duke of earl January 27, 2005

grissomism

a quote or phrase which is said that is said to be in the style of Gill Grissom.

"John Webster said "Death has many doors to let out life", now lets see which one our victim took"

by duke of earl January 29, 2005