Definitions by Duff's Beer

Wiretap 

A smart home device such as an Echo or Google Home.

Hey I just got an Amazon Wiretap for Christmas

Wiretap by Duff's Beer October 16, 2020

Politely go fuck yourself 

When you want to say go fuck yourself while adding a bit of smartassness in.

A Random entitled bitch walks in back room in middle of dnd game REB- “Hey can y’all shut up”
Me- “Hey can you politely go fuck yourself”

Politely go fuck yourself by Duff's Beer March 30, 2019

Legolas 

The elf archer from Lord of The Rings he is a extreme heavy weight when it comes to drinking but has an over reaction when it takes affect.

Dude he done 7 shots of whiskey and not even tipsy yet but he is panicked; such a Legolas.

Legolas by Duff's Beer December 20, 2018

The Machine 

Bert Kreischer in the Russian mafia

No one talks to the machine like that fuck that bitch this is Russia

The Machine by Duff's Beer October 2, 2018

It's (add current year here) 

The annoying buzzphrase people use to rally people to their ideology without doing any work.

Person 1 - Why should we all be forced to believe in so and so?
Person 2 - Because It's (add current year here)!
Person 1 - What does that have to do with anything?

It's (add current year here) by Duff's Beer July 26, 2018

Vaccine 

Something soccer moms think give their children autism.

Soccer mom - How on earth did my son die from the flu?
Average Joe - Did you ever give him a flu Vaccine?
Soccer mom - No I did not want to risk autism.
Average Joe - That will do it.

Vaccine by Duff's Beer July 26, 2018