Duecey 2's definitions

Hootress

A waitress at the Hot Wings dining establishment.

Get over here with my wings, Hootress!

by Duecey 2 October 17, 2008

Joaquined

To let your hair, head and facial or pubic grow out and get wild similar to Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman.

"Boy its been a long winter" my wife told me, "It looks like your penis Joaquined"

by Duecey 2 March 6, 2009

reprickulous

An extreme of rediculous, but not as extreme as recockulous.

Can you believe the booty on that skank? It is reprickulous.

by Duecey 2 October 15, 2008

thumb-toe

Your big toe. If it is your thumb on your hand, why can't it by your thumb on your foot?

I am going to shove my thumb-toe so far up your ass....

by Duecey 2 October 22, 2008

Quarter Hoarder Disorder

An obsession for state quarters that renders a sufferer incapable of spending a them. They must save every state quarter they come into contact with. Also known as QHD.

I just picked up 3 MN Quarters at Subways, maybe they will sell me some more. "Boy I could use a soda, but all I have is state quarters, water it is, damn that Quarter Hoarder Disorder."

by Duecey 2 January 12, 2010

Hootress

Your waitress at hooters

I hope we have a hot hootress today. Where is my hootress with my wings?

by Duecey 2 October 13, 2008

Pootator

Noun - One who is so controlling that they go so far as to limit the time a person can spend in the bathroom

I was taking a load off with the Sunday funnies and the Pootator started yelling, "You've been in there too long"

by Duecey 2 December 16, 2008