Dude's definitions

Letard

A combined word that means Loser and Retard.

Dude, why is that Letard trying to steal my girlfriend?

by dude March 23, 2005

hoggie

noun: an attractive fat chick, usually appears around last call

Dude, shes such a little hoggie!

by dude November 10, 2003

poser punk

An individual who thinks that because they skateboard and neglect to wash their long greasy hair and listen to Pop groups like "blink 182" and "Sum41" that they are indeed what is known as a punk. When really they know nothing of anarchy or the whole punk revolution of the late 1970's.

Person 1: Look at the stinky skateboarder, he thinks he's so hardcore.
Person 2: Yeah, what a poser punk.

by Dude November 15, 2002

urban outfitters

The coolest store on this planet. So what it's a bit expensive. It's still awesome.

I can't wait to browse at urban.

by dude December 31, 2004

shamfoza

a black man said this to my sister while looking at her ass, so I would assume it means "Damn!" or "That girls got a ghetto booty."

"Shamfoza!" said Rick when the hottest girl ever walked by.

by dude December 4, 2002

Chez

jizz, commonly known as semen.

When he saw that girl he chezzed his pants

by Dude October 11, 2003

toolbag

To be a toolbag is to only be able to think off one line off jokes in a whole 4 week period, and never get anyone to laugh at it, vere but to instead incite everyone to laugh at him

Dave who cannot think off anything other than repeating his very unfunny catchphrase " Hey dud u been spooning"

by dude December 20, 2004