Dude's definitions

tong-heelpher

Slight wearing of the clitorus due to being a flip-wreck

Cor blimey guv' I've typed too hard now I got a right old tong-heelpher

by dude May 19, 2003

gristy

A big fat bear, formerly found in the UK but now in the rainforests of australia. is known to have its first sexual experience at the age of 19 and tell all the bears back in england about it. the female bear was very smelly. also known as a Chris Grist

Gristy is going down on the smelly bear

by Dude January 7, 2004

looby

stretched out davey jones wannabe who thinks he wants to bone a jap gal, but is really more interested in her brother!

Don't be a looby...ask the bitch out!

by dude January 12, 2004

alvirfrankenstien

this is a chic that looks like frankenstien and she doesnt know she has bolts in her neck.

hey alvirasfrankenstien how are you?

Who you taking to?

also see fugly

by Dude March 27, 2005

Lela

she is the coolest and has a nice ass

Lela is walking over there

by dude May 14, 2004

Byzantine

Getting head from a girl, you come in her mouth, pull out, and punch her hard in the face. Tell her to clean herself.

Bryan: How was your date?

Micah: Great, I took your mom home and gave her the Byzatine.

by dude April 23, 2004

M.O.S.H

Museum of Science and History

One of our Museums in Jacksonville, FL.

by Dude October 30, 2003