Ni🅱️🅱️a

A meme-ified version of saying the n word that white people can use.

Black person: ayyyy what’s up my ni🅱️🅱️a
White person: all good ni🅱️🅱️a hbu
Black person: I’m doin fine man

by Dubiks April 16, 2019

Valentine's day

The worst day of the entire year to be single. Companies and the people around you will make you feel like shit to the point of drinking yourself to sleep.

single person: Oh fuck it's Valentine's day! Better stay inside where it's safe from judgement.

by Dubiks February 09, 2019

New Word

When you make up a new word that means something completely original

Zimborf: The act of performing fellatio with an alien
That's an example of a new word

by Dubiks January 18, 2019

Bully

A pussy behind a mask.

Student#1: "Did you see Mike kicking Jimmy's ass for bullying him"
Student#2: "Yeah, that guy is such a fucking pussy"

by Dubiks August 12, 2018

MMS

Supposed to stand for “Miracle Mineral Solution” in which the founder, Jim Humble, claims to cure Cancer, Aids, and, I kid you not, autism. He has successfully gotten many parents to force their children to take this “miracle supplement” in hopes of making their child immune to every disease in the world. However, what most of these brainwashed parents don’t know is that MMS is actually BLEACH. That’s right, what they claim is actually sodium chlorite, which, if consumed enough, CAN ACTUALLY KILL YOU INSTEAD! In fact, there has been far more evidence of MMS actually causing deaths than curing Cancer, Aids, and autism like it was claimed to do. And also autism cannot be cured, it is a developmental difference in the brain, and the fact that people force autistic children to take MMS in order to be “cured” shows that many people are too ignorant and bigoted to just accept their child for who they are and actually love them as human beings instead of forcing them to drink bleach.

Recently, there have been many advocates who reached out to YouTube to delete videos supporting MMS in which they ended up deleting most of these videos and banning the people who posted them. Remember, MMS is dangerous and not everything you read or watch on the internet is true. Just because some persuasive man claims something with emotion and confidence doesn’t mean it’s true.

by Dubiks May 23, 2019

swearing

What most parents give way too much of a fuck about even though they do it themselves.

*example of swearing*
Me: "Fuck!"
dad: "Watch your mouth, I don't want you using that word in my house.
Me: "Dad you say it too, don't act like you don't."
dad: "I'd never say that word" (drops mug and breaks it) "Fuck!"

by Dubiks December 10, 2018

Finals

The big test that everyone fucking kid takes at the end of the fucking year

Hey are you ready for your finals

Fuck no it’s going to bubbling dubbling pussy ass shit

by Dubiks December 26, 2018